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Fearmonger
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You throw your Poke`Ball containing BAMF a the Pikachu striking it directly in the head, this stuns the Pikachu as your Charmander is released. Before the Pikachu can even react you shout orders at BAMF to attack. BAMF unleashes a full assault slapping the Pikachu around and bloodying up it's face with scratches and bruises.
Within moments, the Pikachu is struggling to stand up, all without returning a single attack. You waste no time reaching into your satchel only to discover that you have no Poke`Balls.
"Well ... shoot." You think about think for a moment staring at the nearly unconscious Pikachu in front of you, BAMF awaiting more instructions.
You decide, why not just capture it the old fashioned way. You walk up to the Pikachu and sink your hands around it's neck and stare it directly in the eye, "You'll come with me, and you'll like it."
The Pikachu attempts to respond, but can only nod. You hoist the Pikachu over your shoulder whilst returning BAMF to it's Poke`Ball. A good days catch indeed. With those matters settled, you continue North towards Viridian City, passing without any more issue. Perhaps you've scared the rest of the wild Poke`Mon in the tall grass off, but it didn't matter as you would annihilate anything that stood before you.
You finally manage to push through the last of the tall grass and emerge in front of Viridian City. In all it's glory, it had about five buildings and was a total dump.
"They call this a city?" You ask yourself a rhetorical question.
Apparently some elderly man overheard you and decided to answer your question, "Of course this is a city! A marvelous one indeed, the last stop before your journey to the Elite four! Ohohohoho, what have you got on your shoulder there?"
"It'll be you in a moment if you don't shut your mouth," you snarl at the old man, "Now where is the nearest Poke`Center?"
The old man points to a simple looking building without uttering a word. You head off in it's directions. The further you got into Viridian city, the more you hated it. The plain glass doors to the Poke`Center opened up, and ahead you saw a Nurse standing around idly and looking quite bored. You approach her and lay the Pikachu on the counter before her.
"Heal this guy."
She stares at you wide eyed momentarily while looking at the Pikachu you flopped down on the counter before her, "Oh, yes, right away!"
A few moments later she came out of the back with a much healthier looking Pikachu. She bends over the Pikachu for one moment making sure it's bandages were okay. You cannot help your eyes as they are drawn to her rather well endowed butt. Apparently your eyes weren't the only thing drawn to it either, as your subconscious transplanted your hand upon it's voluptuous curves as well with a loud crack.
"Dat ass!" you find yourself shouting, unable to control yourself.
The nurse shoots straight up and turns to slap you in your face, but you can't stop yourself from smiling harder than ever. Some things were worth the suffering, and this was one of those. You hoist the Pikachu up onto your shoulder where it sits, much happier than before, "Pika-pikaaaaa!" it says.
"Shut up," you say.
You leave the Poke`Center giving the blushing nurse a wave over your shoulder without even looking back.
As the glass doors slide shut behind you, you pull out your package (not the one you guys are thinking of, pervs) and read the address posted on it. Poke`Mart, Viridian City. "Very well," you think aloud as the Poke`Mart was apparently right next door. You walk the measly five meters and proceed inside. It too had sliding glass doors that automatically opened for you.
Inside a dorky looking clerk greeted you, "Good day, sir! Welcome to the Poke`Mart, could I interest you in ..."
"Shut up," you cut him off, "I have a package to deliver. Pay me and I'll be on my way."
You slam the package on the counter, probably breaking it's contents. The man looks at the package, then back up to you then your Pikachu with sparks flickering from it's rosy red cheeks. Apparently the Pikachu was absorbing your evil karma. The man opens the cash drawer, not even checking the package and pulls out an invoice. He then proceeds to count out the money and pass it over the counter to you.
"Thank you, have a good day, Mr. Clerk." You throw sarcasm in his face as best you can before turning and leaving.
The amount of money he gave you was ... five thousand bucks!
Now Choose:
0 Votes A) Head back to Pallet town right away and give Professor Oak the money.
3 Votes B) Sheeeeit, let's go have fun. We've got five grand baby!
Within moments, the Pikachu is struggling to stand up, all without returning a single attack. You waste no time reaching into your satchel only to discover that you have no Poke`Balls.
"Well ... shoot." You think about think for a moment staring at the nearly unconscious Pikachu in front of you, BAMF awaiting more instructions.
You decide, why not just capture it the old fashioned way. You walk up to the Pikachu and sink your hands around it's neck and stare it directly in the eye, "You'll come with me, and you'll like it."
The Pikachu attempts to respond, but can only nod. You hoist the Pikachu over your shoulder whilst returning BAMF to it's Poke`Ball. A good days catch indeed. With those matters settled, you continue North towards Viridian City, passing without any more issue. Perhaps you've scared the rest of the wild Poke`Mon in the tall grass off, but it didn't matter as you would annihilate anything that stood before you.
You finally manage to push through the last of the tall grass and emerge in front of Viridian City. In all it's glory, it had about five buildings and was a total dump.
"They call this a city?" You ask yourself a rhetorical question.
Apparently some elderly man overheard you and decided to answer your question, "Of course this is a city! A marvelous one indeed, the last stop before your journey to the Elite four! Ohohohoho, what have you got on your shoulder there?"
"It'll be you in a moment if you don't shut your mouth," you snarl at the old man, "Now where is the nearest Poke`Center?"
The old man points to a simple looking building without uttering a word. You head off in it's directions. The further you got into Viridian city, the more you hated it. The plain glass doors to the Poke`Center opened up, and ahead you saw a Nurse standing around idly and looking quite bored. You approach her and lay the Pikachu on the counter before her.
"Heal this guy."
She stares at you wide eyed momentarily while looking at the Pikachu you flopped down on the counter before her, "Oh, yes, right away!"
A few moments later she came out of the back with a much healthier looking Pikachu. She bends over the Pikachu for one moment making sure it's bandages were okay. You cannot help your eyes as they are drawn to her rather well endowed butt. Apparently your eyes weren't the only thing drawn to it either, as your subconscious transplanted your hand upon it's voluptuous curves as well with a loud crack.
"Dat ass!" you find yourself shouting, unable to control yourself.
The nurse shoots straight up and turns to slap you in your face, but you can't stop yourself from smiling harder than ever. Some things were worth the suffering, and this was one of those. You hoist the Pikachu up onto your shoulder where it sits, much happier than before, "Pika-pikaaaaa!" it says.
"Shut up," you say.
You leave the Poke`Center giving the blushing nurse a wave over your shoulder without even looking back.
As the glass doors slide shut behind you, you pull out your package (not the one you guys are thinking of, pervs) and read the address posted on it. Poke`Mart, Viridian City. "Very well," you think aloud as the Poke`Mart was apparently right next door. You walk the measly five meters and proceed inside. It too had sliding glass doors that automatically opened for you.
Inside a dorky looking clerk greeted you, "Good day, sir! Welcome to the Poke`Mart, could I interest you in ..."
"Shut up," you cut him off, "I have a package to deliver. Pay me and I'll be on my way."
You slam the package on the counter, probably breaking it's contents. The man looks at the package, then back up to you then your Pikachu with sparks flickering from it's rosy red cheeks. Apparently the Pikachu was absorbing your evil karma. The man opens the cash drawer, not even checking the package and pulls out an invoice. He then proceeds to count out the money and pass it over the counter to you.
"Thank you, have a good day, Mr. Clerk." You throw sarcasm in his face as best you can before turning and leaving.
The amount of money he gave you was ... five thousand bucks!
Now Choose:
0 Votes A) Head back to Pallet town right away and give Professor Oak the money.
3 Votes B) Sheeeeit, let's go have fun. We've got five grand baby!
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Frozenstein
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B) Sheeeeit, let's go have fun. We've got five grand baby!
seems like we are quite evil... then be a bit more... xd btw some nice pokéballs would be fiiiiiiine ~
seems like we are quite evil... then be a bit more... xd btw some nice pokéballs would be fiiiiiiine ~
I've got a karma scale I'm using. Our hero could always make it back to Neutral and even become good again. ;o
But too late to change your votes now ;o
"If I'm going to be the very best, I might as well dress like it." You make a snapping turn as you head towards a clothing shop.
The doors slide open like being fashionable is your destiny. Two employees turn to face you and look displeased by your current choice of clothing, but their looks change when they see your wad of cash. They quickly swoop in on you like vultures over a dead carcass. They don't even speak to you, they just start taking your measurements.
Finally, after measurement after measurement, one of them asks "And what style did you want to go for, today?"
"Pimp me out."
They usher you into a changing room and begin handing you clothing. Several minutes later you emerge a new man. The shiniest black shoes that you've ever seen push the curtain out of the way. You wear a velvet red suit, complete with a dark crimson silk button up shirt. A tiger patterned tie holds the collar close to your neck. Your red velvet fedora has a matching tiger patterned ribbon around it as well. The gold rimmed aviators just scream "I mean business." Finally, one of them hands you a cane encrusted with a large ruby on top.
"You look marvelous sir," the first employee claps, "Just marvelous" the second employee chimes in.
"Good, because I'm not paying." You walk past them and leave as their jaws drop at the sound of your admitted robbery.
The sunlight barely phases you with the mirrored lenses of your aviator sunglasses. With your new attire, it wouldn't be appropriate to walk, so as a kid rides by on a bicycle, you let your Pikachu shock him. The kid stumbles and crashes into a row of trash cans. You take his bike and throw a single bill at him.
"Thanks for the ride, kid." And you pedal off on his bike.
With new threads and a bike, might as well make your way back to Pallet Town. As you ride off towards the tall grass, you can hear a siren in your wake. As if you'd get caught that easily! The bike pushes through the tall grass with ease. The journey that took you forever before only took moments on a bike. In fact, you're already in Pallet Town.
You ride up to Professor Oaks laboratory, that shiny leather shoe kicks out that kickstand and you leave the bike sitting upright this time as you climb off of it. You push in the doors and walk inside. Everybody inside stares at you as if you weren't just there a little while ago. You don't care, they don't have anything on you. Professor Oak seems even less impressed by your change in appearance as you walk up to him.
"I'm back, delivered your package, now pay up."
"They should have given you payment for the package I sent, where is it?" Professor Oak looked at you waiting for you to hand him the money.
Now Choose:
0 Votes A) Lie to him, the money is yours now!
3 Votes B) Hand him the 4,999 dollars.
The doors slide open like being fashionable is your destiny. Two employees turn to face you and look displeased by your current choice of clothing, but their looks change when they see your wad of cash. They quickly swoop in on you like vultures over a dead carcass. They don't even speak to you, they just start taking your measurements.
Finally, after measurement after measurement, one of them asks "And what style did you want to go for, today?"
"Pimp me out."
They usher you into a changing room and begin handing you clothing. Several minutes later you emerge a new man. The shiniest black shoes that you've ever seen push the curtain out of the way. You wear a velvet red suit, complete with a dark crimson silk button up shirt. A tiger patterned tie holds the collar close to your neck. Your red velvet fedora has a matching tiger patterned ribbon around it as well. The gold rimmed aviators just scream "I mean business." Finally, one of them hands you a cane encrusted with a large ruby on top.
"You look marvelous sir," the first employee claps, "Just marvelous" the second employee chimes in.
"Good, because I'm not paying." You walk past them and leave as their jaws drop at the sound of your admitted robbery.
The sunlight barely phases you with the mirrored lenses of your aviator sunglasses. With your new attire, it wouldn't be appropriate to walk, so as a kid rides by on a bicycle, you let your Pikachu shock him. The kid stumbles and crashes into a row of trash cans. You take his bike and throw a single bill at him.
"Thanks for the ride, kid." And you pedal off on his bike.
With new threads and a bike, might as well make your way back to Pallet Town. As you ride off towards the tall grass, you can hear a siren in your wake. As if you'd get caught that easily! The bike pushes through the tall grass with ease. The journey that took you forever before only took moments on a bike. In fact, you're already in Pallet Town.
You ride up to Professor Oaks laboratory, that shiny leather shoe kicks out that kickstand and you leave the bike sitting upright this time as you climb off of it. You push in the doors and walk inside. Everybody inside stares at you as if you weren't just there a little while ago. You don't care, they don't have anything on you. Professor Oak seems even less impressed by your change in appearance as you walk up to him.
"I'm back, delivered your package, now pay up."
"They should have given you payment for the package I sent, where is it?" Professor Oak looked at you waiting for you to hand him the money.
Now Choose:
0 Votes A) Lie to him, the money is yours now!
3 Votes B) Hand him the 4,999 dollars.
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Frozenstein
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Fearmonger
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I choose B. But I think you should have payed them. I'm a wanted criminal for no reason now. :T_T:
Something strange comes over you, and you decide it would be best to hand him the money, you pass him the 4,999 dollars and he takes it. He counts it and seems puzzled for a moment then feeds the money into a mechanical feeder.
"It's strange, that they came up short one dollar." Professor Oak scratches his head.
You scratch your head as well, "Yeah, that does seem a bit strange.
"Oh well, nobody ever lost everything over a dollar!" Professor Oak laughs a bit, "Well, this will be your pay here." Professor Oak counts out twenty dollars and hands it to you.
You take the money and count it. Twenty dollars? You feel a strong urge to punch Professor Oak in the face, but then you realize you also got a Poke`Mon, a bicycle, and a suave suit out of this as well. You simply nod to Professor Oak and turn as though to leave.
"Oh, one more thing" Professor Oak calls out to you real quick, "Do you want a new computer?"
You turn around looking at him with a confused look before he comes back with a small red pocketbook looking device with a lense on it, "What the hell is it?"
"I call it a Poke`Dex. What I want you to do is take it and travel the world with it. Whenever you see a Poke`Mon, scan it with that Poke`Dex and then when you've seen all there is to see return home to me. I want you to go to the Gyms and battle the Gym leaders and eventually take on the Elite Four. In this process, I expect you to also become quite wealthy."
Now Choose:
0 Votes A) Take the Poke`Dex, get the hell out of town!
3 Votes B) Smash the Poke`Dex, get the hell out of town!
"It's strange, that they came up short one dollar." Professor Oak scratches his head.
You scratch your head as well, "Yeah, that does seem a bit strange.
"Oh well, nobody ever lost everything over a dollar!" Professor Oak laughs a bit, "Well, this will be your pay here." Professor Oak counts out twenty dollars and hands it to you.
You take the money and count it. Twenty dollars? You feel a strong urge to punch Professor Oak in the face, but then you realize you also got a Poke`Mon, a bicycle, and a suave suit out of this as well. You simply nod to Professor Oak and turn as though to leave.
"Oh, one more thing" Professor Oak calls out to you real quick, "Do you want a new computer?"
You turn around looking at him with a confused look before he comes back with a small red pocketbook looking device with a lense on it, "What the hell is it?"
"I call it a Poke`Dex. What I want you to do is take it and travel the world with it. Whenever you see a Poke`Mon, scan it with that Poke`Dex and then when you've seen all there is to see return home to me. I want you to go to the Gyms and battle the Gym leaders and eventually take on the Elite Four. In this process, I expect you to also become quite wealthy."
Now Choose:
0 Votes A) Take the Poke`Dex, get the hell out of town!
3 Votes B) Smash the Poke`Dex, get the hell out of town!
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Fearmonger
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2 votes B! My bad about taking so long to post this too, fell asleep earlier!