Who the hell gave birth to Orochimaru

[Fair Warning]

Even as a child he looked liked a messed up Michael Jackson. He had those snake markings and long black hair like the grudge. *shudder

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Did his dad fuck a viper or something? I mean WTF, at least some backstory would be nice. But no we see a little child Orochimaru looking like the girl from white chicks


Who were his parents, Shelob and the Basilisk?

 

[King Volcano]

I'm sure he had beautiful loving parents.

 

[Koha]

Lmaoooooo we'll never know. xD

 

[Form]

His mother.

 

[9 tails uzumaki]

i would like to know as well

 

[Fair Warning]

His mother.

thank you captain obvious

 

[Jusanbi]

I believe although this is fanmade, it explains quite a bit:

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[video=youtube;iTZ-nMhH7ik]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTZ-nMhH7ik[/video]

 

[Jellal Fernandes]

Some Snake.

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You never would have thought of that..

 

[rollin]

They died and are the reason orochimaru started experimenting with forbidden jutsu

 

[Ciao]

Supposedly his whole clan looked similar to him.

 

[24 12 11 to troll]

a snake banged his mum... thats why he is so snakeyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[-Raviel-]

an ugly mothaf**ka that's who

 

[ImNotScared]

The better question is......

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Who the hell gave birth to Kisame

 

[Oneandonlycopyninja]

I don't really want to know. He gives me the creeps. *shivers* I just can't look at him.

 

[Fair Warning]

The better question is......

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Who the hell gave birth to Kisame

Oh god no

 

[24 12 11 to troll]

The better question is......

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Who the hell gave birth to Kisame

Jinbei... i wondered why "he" was so big
because she was pregnant with kisame

 

[Megamkfan]

His mother.

True story.

 

[Jellal Fernandes]

Jinbei... i wondered why "he" was so big
because she was pregnant with kisame

So Jimbe and Kokoro Banged...Seems legit.

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[Owarij]

It's probably paint LOL

 

[24 12 11 to troll]

So Jimbe and Kokoro Banged...Seems legit.

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pretty much