Who the hell gave birth to Orochimaru

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This is one of those things I just put in a dark corner and try to forget
 

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Whoever forced him out of her vajayjay....or made him in a factory
 

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Even as a child he looked liked a messed up Michael Jackson. He had those snake markings and long black hair like the grudge. *shudder

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Did his dad fuck a viper or something? I mean WTF, at least some backstory would be nice. But no we see a little child Orochimaru looking like the girl from white chicks


Who were his parents, Shelob and the Basilisk?

Agreed, he was one ****ing ugly individual, even as a child. And lol I completely agree with the Michael Jackson reference. I think Kishi designed Orochimaru after Michael Jackson. He was a talented singer(like Orochimaru was a talented ninja) but then he became a crazy, demented, psycho pedophile(like Orochimaru).
 

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Hentai is Oro's parent. Oro = Anime (Snake + Girl)
 

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We didn't get to see them unfortuneatly aha

they died in a war. which led orochimaru into being a pedo/power freak
 

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i didnt mean any disrespect, but i believe it was his mom.
 
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