[Discussion] Zombies, the underdog survival, just a little fun strategy discuss

NaNaNaaaaa

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This is just for fun.

Lets say you were being attacked by the new Zombie apocalypse. You are in your house, you have no guns and you are weedy with a limp. Your family and pets may or may not be there.

What would be your strategy for survival.

I thought of this because people always say guns or flame throwers but in reality what would you do in a situation where you are at a disadvantage.
 

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Well I got several bats and my house is easy to fortify in addition to being fenced in.

I suppose I would start zombie bashing for a little then when I get tired I retreat.

I'll repeat this strategy for several days and see how it goes.
 

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Get my bat or something, hide in my room, barricade the door and continue watching anime.
 

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"no guns"
* me have a gun in basement"


But anyways grab my samurai sword. If not run?
Or my bats. I have to sharpen my sword doe
 

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"no guns"
* me have a gun in basement"


But anyways grab my samurai sword. If not run?
Or my bats. I have to sharpen my sword doe

Unless your skilled in using a katana it'll be more than useless
 

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Unless your skilled in using a katana it'll be more than useless

To Bad i am skilled. Ofcourse i'm not Killer B with my swords. But i know how to cut here and there. I also have those little swords. I domt know how to type those in english
 

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To Bad i am skilled. Ofcourse i'm not Killer B with my swords. But i know how to cut here and there. I also have those little swords. I domt know how to type those in english

A machete is far more useful.
 

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Don't forget you are weedy with a limp, this is what you would do in a scenario situation not in reality ^^
 

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We'll first things first I'd make my way to the roof to build a makeshift help sign. What I'd do next would depend on the style zombie
 

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We'll first things first I'd make my way to the roof to build a makeshift help sign. What I'd do next would depend on the style zombie
I agree, the type of zombie apocalypse matters. Are we dealing with slow, rotting, stumbling zombies, or fast, running zombies? Or even Nazi Zombies that can talk.
 

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I would tie Virginritas to my front gate and his scum scent would repel the zombies for they would not want to eat the flesh of a peasant.

I would also squad up


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I agree, the type of zombie apocalypse matters. Are we dealing with slow, rotting, stumbling zombies, or fast, running zombies? Or even Nazi Zombies that can talk.

Like world War Z Zombies. I love that movie, the ending was a bit anti climatic though.
 
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