Zombie Twins vs Kisame

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Too much shit to link. Has the most chakra in the organization, will never tire out or fall, gets stronger in proportion to his opponents, devoid of weaknesses, respected for being strong enough to be Itachi's partner, said to wield as much power as a bijuu, longest living Akatsuki member, best at capturing people alive in the Akatsuki, it was his and Itachis mission successes that put the Akatsuki on the map, successfully completed his mission going through Yamato, Gai, Naruto, and Bee, said that two Jins and Mokutan user was only a little too much for him, went up against stronger opponents, GSB, WD, etc, etc.


The very same scenario your implying being counter is the same scenario Hidan can do to Kisame in Close Quarters. As Hidan fighting style is very similar to the scans that had Kisame drew up blood. So Im not sure what you mean Hidan can't do better? He doesnt have to do "better", he just needs to do it as good.

Just as you said Kisame has to counter the clash and the scythe that always catches the opponent away from the opponents line of sight. And this time Kisame is facing an opponent much superior then that Axe-Dude in Close quarters.

Hidan can't match that, is what my point was. He can't do 'as good'. Hidan has no way of occupying Kisame from three different angles, with the attacking speed of Killer Bee, from an even closer proximity. Kisame knew the biggest threat was Bee's lunge, and that is why he specifically blocked it with Samehada, while disregarding the projectile, and maneuvering so that it hit a non lethal area. Under this scenario, it would be Hidan's scythe that deserves all the attention, not a projectile. So especially with Samehada's huge size, the scythe is easily parried. Worst case scenario, (never happening scenario), Kisame shunshins at Hidan after obtaining his blood, and disrupts his ritual.
 
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Too much shit to link. Has the most chakra in the organization, will never tire out or fall, gets stronger in proportion to his opponents, devoid of weaknesses, respected for being strong enough to be Itachi's partner, said to wield as much power as a bijuu, longest living Akatsuki member, best at capturing people alive in the Akatsuki, it was his and Itachis mission successes that put the Akatsuki on the map, successfully completed his mission going through Yamato, Gai, Naruto, and Bee, said that two Jins and Mokutan user was only a little too much for him, went up against stronger opponents, GSB, WD, etc, etc.

Most of these are hardly factors to portray him superior to Kakuzu. Only showed more useful. He also went up against similar opponent and showed to where he struggled. Only factor for Kisame victory is when he needs to pull out GSB. Everything else is countered hard.

Hidan can't match that, is what my point was. He can't do 'as good'. Hidan has no way of occupying Kisame from three different angles, with the attacking speed of Killer Bee, from an even closer proximity. Kisame knew the biggest threat was Bee's lunge, and that is why he specifically blocked it with Samehada, while disregarding the projectile, and maneuvering so that it hit a non lethal area. Under this scenario, it would be Hidan's scythe that deserves all the attention, not a projectile. So especially with Samehada's huge size, the scythe is easily parried.

Hidan can clearly do that when Kisame and Asuma were matching in a CQC battle so this isnt some huge gap here. And 3 different angles is irrelevant when 1 character can do something far superior in skill/engagement from 1 point. As we saw that "1 angled" (Sabu) distracting Kisame got overpowered no diff. So it hardly had factor. Under this scenario it would be both Hidan's spear and scythe combo that needs to gain blood lethal or non lethal area.
 

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Most of these are hardly factors to portray him superior to Kakuzu. Only showed more useful. He also went up against similar opponent and showed to where he struggled. Only factor for Kisame victory is when he needs to pull out GSB. Everything else is countered hard.

Lmao what? This all puts Kisame head and shoulders over Kakuzu. Only thing that is countered hard, is Kakuzu and Hidan.

Hidan can clearly do that when Kisame and Asuma were matching in a CQC battle so this isnt some huge gap here. And 3 different angles is irrelevant when 1 character can do something far superior in skill/engagement from 1 point. As we saw that "1 angled" (Sabu) distracting Kisame got overpowered no diff. So it hardly had factor. Under this scenario it would be both Hidan's spear and scythe combo that needs to gain blood lethal or non lethal area.

There is a huge gap, that you keep on dancing around. The Kisame and Asuma comparison doesn't aid your point, because Kisame easily handled Asuma during their very brief CQC engagement. He grazed Kisames face once with a technique that Kisame had no knowledge, and couldn't see due to it being used in the very last moment in point blank range. Asuma avoiding Kisames strikes is irrelevant, because I haven't brought up Kisame in any sort of offense yet. We're specifically discussing Kisames defense in CQC, and nothing there relates back to Hidan touching him. What Sabu did was, put Kisame in an already awkward body position, making it more difficult for him to counter Bee. So yes, it was a factor, otherwise Bee wouldn't of gotten Kisames backside.

Again, Kisame perfectly and strategically executed his counter against a much faster opponent, in multiple angles, and from point blank range. Hidan doesn't have anything in his repertoire that could match this, to put any type of real pressure on Kisame. The spear and scythe combo that you mentioned was literally avoided by an immobile, injured, and fatigued Asuma [ ]. Kisame might laugh.
 

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Lmao what? This all puts Kisame head and shoulders over Kakuzu. Only thing that is countered hard, is Kakuzu and Hidan.

Well Ill loose interest pointing out the flaws in some points in portrayal, considering these cats were literally created in part 2, and Kishimoto admitted not having time to finish. It hardly matters when we can compare their opponents, physical stats, and their ninjutsu.

@Bold ?????

There is a huge gap, that you keep on dancing around. The Kisame and Asuma comparison doesn't aid your point, because Kisame easily handled Asuma during their very brief CQC engagement. He grazed Kisames face once with a technique that Kisame had no knowledge, and couldn't see due to it being used in the very last moment in point blank range. Asuma avoiding Kisames strikes is irrelevant, because I haven't brought up Kisame in any sort of offense yet. We're specifically discussing Kisames defense in CQC, and nothing there relates back to Hidan touching him. What Sabu did was, put Kisame in an already awkward body position, making it more difficult for him to counter Bee. So yes, it was a factor, otherwise Bee wouldn't of gotten Kisames backside.

Again, Kisame perfectly and strategically executed his counter against a much faster opponent, in multiple angles, and from point blank range. Hidan doesn't have anything in his repertoire that could match this, to put any type of real pressure on Kisame. The spear and scythe combo that you mentioned was literally avoided by an immobile, injured, and fatigued Asuma [ ]. Kisame might laugh.

What am I missing, that Bee speed is the factor? The comparison does aid my point because Asuma and Kisame had no advantage until Asuma sneak attack. Then personally makes the decision that he rather go towards ninjutsu instead. That puts Asuma (known as Konoha best close quarters) against Kisame on par in that field. Kisame already knew what they were up, the moment Bee threw his pencil at him and we outright can read what Kisame's was thinking during all that. Hidan's CQC skill is already going to put Kisame in a weird position to where parrying both his attack wont be enough, and gets scratched.

Bee being faster is as relevant as Kakashi being faster then Hidan. Were factoring Close quarter engagement, its irrelevant to what speed they can move as if any other these characters can react to them anyway. Thats scan hardly means anything, not when Asuma already as good reaction and literally the support of partners telling him to watch out. Thats like saying sensor warning their partner to be on a alert, are non factors
 
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Well Ill loose interest pointing out the flaws in some points in portrayal, considering these cats were literally created in part 2, and Kishimoto admitted not having time to finish. It hardly matters when we can compare their opponents, physical stats, and their ninjutsu.

@Bold ?????

Lol, ain't no flaws bih. It's clear cut. Kisame is portrayed to be superior, hyped to be superior, and has superior feats. What is there to discuss? Should be obvious with knowledge on this manga. Kakuzu and Hidan aren't anywhere near as significant as Kisame was, true. Doesn't change the facts though.

Kakuzu is hard countered by Kisame. Samehada, GSB, and Subterranean Voyage>Kakuzu's entire arsenal. Hidan is a lol.


What am I missing, that Bee speed is the factor? The comparison does aid my point because Asuma and Kisame had no advantage until Asuma sneak attack. Then personally makes the decision that he rather go towards ninjutsu instead. That puts Asuma (known as Konoha best close quarters) against Kisame on par in that field. Kisame already knew what they were up, the moment Bee threw his pencil at him and we outright can read what Kisame's was thinking during all that. Hidan's CQC skill is already going to put Kisame in a weird position to where parrying both his attack wont be enough, and gets scratched.

Bee being faster is as relevant as Kakashi being faster then Hidan. Were factoring Close quarter engagement, its irrelevant to what speed they can move as if any other these characters can react to them anyway. Thats scan hardly means anything, not when Asuma already as good reaction and literally the support of partners telling him to watch out. Thats like saying sensor warning their partner to be on a alert, are non factors

Yes, in addition to the fact that Hidan can't match him. Unless you want to prove that Hidan has anything even remotely comparable to what Asuma did in order to draw blood from Kisame, no it doesn't aid your point. This was also when Samehada was half it's normal size (making it easier to avoid), and before part two buffs, where Kisame takes off in terms of feats. And what exactly is your point? That shows Kisame's fighting intelligence; his ability to immediately deduce his enemies tactics in the midst of battle. Something he'll easily do in front of Kakuzu and Hidan. Lmao, dude. Hidan CQC is nothing in front of Kisame. Stop this. He could to counter Hidans scythe before it comes anywhere near him, avoid any silly projectiles, and parry away or overpower Hidan, who is a joke once his scythe is long out the equation. Scratching Kisame is a pipe dream.

Lol, what? So speed isn't relevant in CQC..? It's probably the most relevant, if not one of the most relevant factors in CQC. Kisame perfectly out-maneuvered a much faster and skilled opponent than Hidan from point blank range, using nearly the same tactic Hidan would use. He then properly defended himself by out-maneuvering V1 Bee in CQC, but failed to do so against V2 due to his massive speed boost being too fast to handle. But speed isn't relevant right? Smh. If Kisame can comfortably react and out-maneuver a much faster opponent than Hidan from point blank range, then that means Hidan is going to have an extremely hard time accomplishing anything here.

You stated that Hidans scythe and spear combo would draw blood from Kisame. Again, it was all canonically avoided from a significantly impaired Asuma. That is the bottom line, and all that should need to be said here. He specifically stated that he wouldn't fall for the surprise scythe tactic again. That doesn't imply that he was relying on Shikamaru warning him, otherwise that contradicts his statement, because that would mean he did in fact fall for it. Especially not the case when there was no indication of being unknowingly caught off guard. Again, Kisame laughs at the entire notion.
 

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lmao Kisame in no way is portrayed above Kakuzu.

-Itachi brushed Kisame off when he tried to fight Kakashi
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cause he knew it wouldn't be easy, heck he said he would get hurt outright.
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Kisame actually took a hit from Asuma earlier same dude who couldn't even manage to touch Hidan with Shikamaru's help until the ritual started and Hidan ignored Shikamaru.

-Gai who is Kakashi's equal or actually slightly below Kakashi, constantly handed Kisame L's throughout the series, in all that panel time he could only get his ass kicked by Gai.

-Meanwhile Kakuzu was ragdolling Kakashi around the battlefield, Kakashi needed a bunch of backup.
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Definitely no manga portrayal points at Kisame > Kakuzu. If anything it could be the other way around.

This place is infested with so much Kisame wank, that you people have convinced each other this guy was portrayed to be some Itachi level shinobi.
 

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I missed a few pages but someone earlier said how do they counter gsb and I never heard an answer as for guy above kisame is in my top 5 I haven't seen much want towards him having chakra absorbing abilities is pretty haxzords and I think that's why a lot of people like him, that and his badass personality.
 

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Lol all this debate can Kisame suiton overcome Kakuzu wind + fire combo.You should simply say Daikodan absorbs it since its whole purpose is to absorb ninjutsu.

Daikodan destroys those masks and masks cant defeat Daikodan since if they attack it jutsu would simply be absorbed and Daikodan would grow bigger and stronger.

After Mask are destroyed water doom would suck their chakra and its GG.
 

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lmao Kisame in no way is portrayed above Kakuzu.

-Itachi brushed Kisame off when he tried to fight Kakashi
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cause he knew it wouldn't be easy, heck he said he would get hurt outright.
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Kisame actually took a hit from Asuma earlier same dude who couldn't even manage to touch Hidan with Shikamaru's help until the ritual started and Hidan ignored Shikamaru.

-Gai who is Kakashi's equal or actually slightly below Kakashi, constantly handed Kisame L's throughout the series, in all that panel time he could only get his ass kicked by Gai.

-Meanwhile Kakuzu was ragdolling Kakashi around the battlefield, Kakashi needed a bunch of backup.
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Definitely no manga portrayal points at Kisame > Kakuzu. If anything it could be the other way around.

This place is infested with so much Kisame wank, that you people have convinced each other this guy was portrayed to be some Itachi level shinobi.

First Kakashi = Gai means nothing because there is something called bad matchup. Kisame fight by absorbing chakra and ninjutsu from opponent and Gai only uses Taijutsu which makes him worse possible opponent.

Also that was part 1 Kishi didnt himself didnt have idea on how strong some charachters would eventually become. Best example is Hashirama and Hiruzen.

You mentioning Asuma being able to hit Kisame is retarded. All feats he have is some fodder Katon and wind chakra knifes. With feats from part 2 Kisame can stomp him.

Kisame feats against KIller Bee and against Gai puts him one tier above Kakuzu.
 

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lmao Kisame in no way is portrayed above Kakuzu.

-Itachi brushed Kisame off when he tried to fight Kakashi
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cause he knew it wouldn't be easy, heck he said he would get hurt outright.
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Kisame actually took a hit from Asuma earlier same dude who couldn't even manage to touch Hidan with Shikamaru's help until the ritual started and Hidan ignored Shikamaru.

-Gai who is Kakashi's equal or actually slightly below Kakashi, constantly handed Kisame L's throughout the series, in all that panel time he could only get his ass kicked by Gai.

-Meanwhile Kakuzu was ragdolling Kakashi around the battlefield, Kakashi needed a bunch of backup.
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Definitely no manga portrayal points at Kisame > Kakuzu. If anything it could be the other way around.

This place is infested with so much Kisame wank, that you people have convinced each other this guy was portrayed to be some Itachi level shinobi.

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No the post I quoted you on it about the size difference.

Dunno what post you're referring to.

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The size difference between the Gama and Ponta is frighteningly clear.
 

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Dunno what post you're referring to.

he is referring to this

The axe guy is 26px tall while the raccoon is 350px tall. The raccoon is approximately 13.5 times taller than the axe guy on four legs.
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Naruto is 20px tall, while Bunta is 270 px tall. Bunta is exactly 13.5 times taller than Naruto on two legs.
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While Naruto is 166cm tall, and axe guy is 130.5 tall. So 166 X 13.5 = Bunta is 2241cm tall, while Ponta is 130.5 X 13.5=1761.75cm tall. And given how the difference between ponta and bunta is 2241-1761.75=479.25, meaning Bunta is about 5 meters taller than Ponta, while Bunta is on 2 legs, and ponta was on 4.

Bunta is chubbier, but in height they're pretty much the same.
 

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he is referring to this

Bunta's size varies throughout the manga. He was a lot larger in part 1 when he was equal to the bijuu. I shouldn't have used the picture for him I used there.
 

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Bunta's size varies throughout the manga. He was a lot larger in part 1 when he was equal to the bijuu. I shouldn't have used the picture for him I used there.

shouldn't you quote kratos about it
 

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DK the scaling has always been shit in the manga. One time the bijuus are close to PS in size one time the bijuus are the size of its head.
But no, posting random ass scans doesn't help you in anyway.
 

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Lol all this debate can Kisame suiton overcome Kakuzu wind + fire combo.You should simply say Daikodan absorbs it since its whole purpose is to absorb ninjutsu.

Daikodan destroys those masks and masks cant defeat Daikodan since if they attack it jutsu would simply be absorbed and Daikodan would grow bigger and stronger.

After Mask are destroyed water doom would suck their chakra and its GG.
The thing is kisame doesn't even need Daimodan to win. He probably doesn't even need the dome either, but the battle is much easier.
 

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DK the scaling has always been shit in the manga. One time the bijuus are close to PS in size one time the bijuus are the size of its head.
But no, posting random ass scans doesn't help you in anyway.

Smfh. How in any way was that a random ass scan?

As I said, you have to be a special kind of stupid to even think boss summons or bijuus are way bigger than that raccoon.

That racoon is shit on by bijuus and boss summons.
 

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Lol, ain't no flaws bih. It's clear cut. Kisame is portrayed to be superior, hyped to be superior, and has superior feats. What is there to discuss? Should be obvious with knowledge on this manga. Kakuzu and Hidan aren't anywhere near as significant as Kisame was, true. Doesn't change the facts though.

Kakuzu is hard countered by Kisame. Samehada, GSB, and Subterranean Voyage>Kakuzu's entire arsenal. Hidan is a lol.

It aint clear cut when most of these point you mention are irrelevant to claim superiority. And already witness feats against the same characters they went up against.

Samehada is trashed by High Scale ninjutsu, lmao Subterranean gets trashed by Zukokku or Atsugai no discussion. And that would be Kisame's worst decision if Zukkokku was used w/ Futon. Please stop the wank. The only thing here thats significant here is GSB, cause of its absorption priorities.


Yes, in addition to the fact that Hidan can't match him. Unless you want to prove that Hidan has anything even remotely comparable to what Asuma did in order to draw blood from Kisame, no it doesn't aid your point. This was also when Samehada was half it's normal size (making it easier to avoid), and before part two buffs, where Kisame takes off in terms of feats. And what exactly is your point? That shows Kisame's fighting intelligence; his ability to immediately deduce his enemies tactics in the midst of battle. Something he'll easily do in front of Kakuzu and Hidan. Lmao, dude. Hidan CQC is nothing in front of Kisame. Stop this. He could to counter Hidans scythe before it comes anywhere near him, avoid any silly projectiles, and parry away or overpower Hidan, who is a joke once his scythe is long out the equation. Scratching Kisame is a pipe dream.

@Bold, are we reading the same manga here. Hidan outclass Asuma and drew his blood. And Kisame couldnt even touch Asuma in Close Quarters, lol please stop. The only thing Kisame took off in feats is his ninjutsu finally being revealed, which part 1 stated he needed to hold back on already. You argument isn't going to make anymore sense based on the fact Konoha's Jonins also got a stat boost by DB description and we outright seem them keeping up with Akatsuki in combat.

Lol, what? So speed isn't relevant in CQC..? It's probably the most relevant, if not one of the most relevant factors in CQC. Kisame perfectly out-maneuvered a much faster and skilled opponent than Hidan from point blank range, using nearly the same tactic Hidan would use. He then properly defended himself by out-maneuvering V1 Bee in CQC, but failed to do so against V2 due to his massive speed boost being too fast to handle. But speed isn't relevant right? Smh. If Kisame can comfortably react and out-maneuver a much faster opponent than Hidan from point blank range, then that means Hidan is going to have an extremely hard time accomplishing anything here.

When did I say its irrelevant? I said its "as relevant". Meaning even though feats and portray someone being faster, doesnt simply mean they beat so and so in close combat. All Kisame had to do was react to Bee's thurst blitz thats it. Bee's and Sabu's arrogance weren't aware that their tactic was going to fail based on the priorities of Samehada. The only thing your proving here is that Kisame has feats reacting to somone as fast as Bee. And I dont know what kind of gap your giving Base Bee compare to the likes of Kakashi or Sasuke. Not when DB gives each other these characters rivaling physical stats and combat skills.

You stated that Hidans scythe and spear combo would draw blood from Kisame. Again, it was all canonically avoided from a significantly impaired Asuma. That is the bottom line, and all that should need to be said here. He specifically stated that he wouldn't fall for the surprise scythe tactic again. That doesn't imply that he was relying on Shikamaru warning him, otherwise that contradicts his statement, because that would mean he did in fact fall for it. Especially not the case when there was no indication of being unknowingly caught off guard. Again, Kisame laughs at the entire notion.

Being impaired isn't going to changed his reaction feats thats comparable to the likes of Guy and Kakashi so try again. Doesn't matter what he said since 1. "!!" means his surprised and 2.) Hidan outright stated it was on purpose:
parrying 1 weapon means he gets cut by the other sorry.
 
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I don't even know what's plaguing these people. smh
 
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