Zombie proposes ...

[Zombie]

... to himself.

"Marry me bitch."

 

[Zombie]

"Oh, your kind words have touched my heart, of course I'll marry you."

 

[Zombie]

"You better be good at fellatio."

 

[Zombie]

"Oh, I'm the best!"

 

[Zombie]

Zombie slaps himself in the face repeatedly. "No, I'm the best you *****."

 

[Zombie]

Zombie falls to his knees sobbing uncontrollably, "Please, stop hitting me. I thought you loved me?"

 

[+BLOODsilent+]

can i be the best man xd

 

[Zombie]

"Screw you, the wedding is off." Zombie turns his back on himself.

 

[Zaxelzero]

Awwww this is so cute=]
I will be the best man "who's side doi go on?!?!"

 

[+BLOODsilent+]

-___- no fair

thats why zombie has the clap xd

 

[-Naruto-]

This is so romantic U_U

 

[Zaxelzero]

No he has... H....I.....Zombievirus

 

[Zombie]

"Don't you dare turn your back on me!" Zombie pants heavily, his chest heaving between sobs, a tear tainted with sadness trickling down his cheek.

 

[+BLOODsilent+]

0_0 gives zombie flowers

here i think he would love these xd

 

[XZA]

i wanna be da ringboy

 

[Dr Strangelove]

This is sad

 

[XZA]

This is sad

>.>
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
don't let him here youxd

 

[Zaxelzero]

>.>
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
don't let him here youxd

ya or he will lowr your rep lmao

 

[Zombie]

"Oh, you know just how to quell my emotions. Don't fret, darling me, the wedding will happen." Zombie spoke in a shallow whisper, his voice deep and basking in a passionate lust of desire.

He knelt down beside himself, bring his face into his own face, his lips parting with trace amounts of saliva keeping them moist. He gazed into his own eyes, the hazel hue gleaming in the setting son. The dark pupils reflecting his face into his face into his face into his face into his face into his face into his face into his face into his face into his face into his face into his face into his face ∞. The parted lips clasped, warm air exhaled through flared nostrils as his flustered face became embellished with a tainted pink complexion.

The passionate kiss continued for several minutes before he finally broke it, staring himself in the eyes three simple words broke through the moist lips, "I love you."

 

[+BLOODsilent+]

xd