Zombie Lincoln vs. Mecha Stephen Hawking

[saaaaaadpanda]

I really dislike versus threads. To illustrate how ridiculous they are, here's one of my own:
Zombie Lincoln (not Edo Tensei): Can summon hordes of the undead, ultimate log cabin defense, never tells a lie
Mecha Stephen Hawking: advanced knowledge of physics, wheelchair gatling guns, acts as a wifi hub

Location: The Bellagio Hotel Las Vegas, NV

Who would win? Please do an abbreviated level of difficulty that doesn't mean anything.

 

[Young Thug]

So you're making fun of vs threads? Making fun of vs threads will get you an infraction from the infraction guy. You've been warned. Oh, and Abe wins .

 

[Jericho]

Lmao at this thread

 

[Joki]

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I'm gonna go with Abe for obvious reasons