You're never really 100% sure....

[animemax88]

I found these in an old edition of "Mad" n selected sm really funny ones...
I dunno if u guys have alredy read dis or smthin, anyways.....

You're never really 100% sure......
1.wat exactly is on a movie theaters floor dats making your feet stick to it!
2.if abstract art is a big intellectual put-on, or if you're just stupid n missing da point!
3.if engineers took into account dat 70,000 crazed fans might b stomping thier feet simultaneously wen they designed da football stadium ur in!
4.if your union is killing u or saving u when it calls a strike!
5.if dat big, barking, ferocious-looking dog "just wants to play" like its owner says it does!
6.if da salesman would have shaved another £100 off da price of ur car if only ud held out just a bit longer!
7.if its actually impossible for da guy's toilet flush upstairs to somehow manage to come out your kitchen faucet!