[h=2]I love beating children...[/h] “WHAT THE F**CK?!
"F*CK YOU, EREN! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL! I'M GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU, KID! YOU SEE THIS F*CKIN' ASCOT I'M WEARIN'? THIS'S MY CHILD-BEATIN' ASCOT; I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW! THAT'S RIGHT, EREN—YOU'RE F*CKED! I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN, AND LOOKIN' GOOOOD IN THIS ASCOT—
FWOOOOOO!!
“I'M F*CKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW! OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM! EREN, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE? AREN'T THOSE THINGS F*CKIN' WEIRD ? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR D1CKS?? I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE, I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE $#!T OUTTA MY FIRST CHIIIILD !
“BYEAAAH! I LOOVE CHILDREN TEARS !
“♪ THE SUN'LL COME OUUUT~~ TO-MORROOOWWW! JUST NOT FO' YO' B!TCH A$$; I'M CHOKIN' YO' LIGHTS OUUT! GET F**CKED! ♫
“MAN, EREN, YOU GETTIN' YO' A$$ WHHHOOPED! I WISH I HAD SOMEONE AROUND WHEN I WAS A KID TO BEAT THE $#!T OUTTA ME LIKE THIS! YOU LUCKY B1TCH! EVEN WHEN I WAS A KID, I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY A$$ BEAT—BUT NOBODY WOULD EVER HIT ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC THAT $#!T IS?! BAH! I HAD THE WORST CHILDHOOD EVER! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY DAD TO REALLY JUST WHIP MY A$$! JUST ONE GOOD FIRM SMACK ON THE BUTT-CHEEK—BUT NOBODY EVER DID! YOU KIDS HAVE IT SO EASY NOWADAYS! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CHOKE THE $#!T OUTTA YOU HARDER NOW—YOU F*CKIN' D1111111CK!!! ”
