Your Character vs Character Above (Rap Battles only)

[HakuUzumakiNamikaze]

So let's get to rapping and stuff. I'll start. You don't need to put a lot of effort into these verses but you can if you want. You can use any fictional characters you want to rap against anyone that's above you.

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I'm the Hinata Hyuuga from the Road to Ninja.
I make my cannon counterpart look like crap.
I got the looks and the attitude to match.
To me, Hinata Hyuuga of the cannon is a fangirl and a stalker as well.
She's too shy to be a Hyuuga.
My father past away but my mother would've kicked her out of the clan with her timidness.
I'm the best Princess in the Fictional World.

 

[Animegoin]

It’s hilarious how you’ve summoned the courage to call yourself a princess.
You’re but a maid to me but for my great-grandchild, a mistress.
You’ve got spunk I’ll give you that but your dark hair is repulsive.
And it’s quite un-ladylike when you mindlessly lash out, impulsive.
I’ve got three eyes but I need none to be able to see through your shit.
You wear that lipstick for the hope that it’ll end up on Menma’s dic*.
Before you come for my crown, finishing nursing those wounds, booboo.
Oh and you should try building up an immunity to genjutsu.

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[HakuUzumakiNamikaze]

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My name is Goku. The most dangerous Sayian alive.
Kaguya you are just a ripped-off of my good friend Tien but with female parts.
You just ate a flower.
I thought I was watching One Piece.
Naruto universe is just plain copied of my own universe.
I just could wish you away with my Dragonballs.
Naruto took my story and I'm here to claim my copyrights.

 

[Animegoin]

Hm, what’s this? An alien without pale-skin?
You, your father and your youngest child unfortunately look like twins.
The other two I mentioned might as well be Chiaotzu
You’re Monkey named Goku, there’s nothing original about you.
I’ll take a bite of fruit like Turles, and leave you breathless
I hear you’ve eaten many opponents, well try me for breakfast
Your dragonball wishes can be undone with Izanagi
You alone are nothing, it takes two to stop me
You can cry about your copyrights until you’re blue in the face
I take back what I said earlier, I can stomp you in base.

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[HowDidIGetPrem]

You wear that lipstick for the hope that it’ll end up on Menma’s dic*.

lmao

 

[Animegoin]

lmao

Partake!

 

[HakuUzumakiNamikaze]

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You might be a Princess but due to my father being dead.
I'm the King.
My name is Vegeta.
I'm gonna take you with my Super Saiyan power.
Goku might be a low-class Sayian but you are not even worthy of wiping his boots.
I just join cause I was bored.
Tell your decendents that they'll end up like whirlpool country after we get through with you.
There would be no more ninjas with chakras left.
We are the armies of the destruction of planets.
While you crybaby old hag cause your kids didn't listen to you.
They just wanted to share the chakra.
That makes you selfish Female Inuzuka.

 

[Animegoin]

Hey! Now is that any way to talk to a lady?
I’ll stuff a Tuffle inside you and call you a Baby.
You’re not stupid, you know your place, that’s why you still call yourself the Prince.
Goku’s the series king, what’s it like being a clown’s bitc*?
All jokes aside you ridicule Goku as if he’s beneath you.
You cried when you couldn’t beat Frieza, should’ve asked Parunga for tissue.
Your “warrior race” was practically erased.
I heard you’re only alive right now because Goku killed Frieza in your place.
No I’m not swan, but would you like to hear a Toad song?
I hear the amount of battles you’ve lost are like my hair, quite long.

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[HakuUzumakiNamikaze]

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You said that's not how you treat a lady.
Look in the mirror you peeking tom.
To me, you look more like a clown than The Joker.
You can't get a date from the Fifth Hokage.
You won't stand a chance against me.
When it comes to my charm.
I'm faster than your boy toy Minato and I don't need a weapon either.
My body is like steel.
You just jealous of Vegeta cause he got a girl.
Tsunade couldn't handle either the Justice League or us Justice Lords.
Kaguya you just wanna be Wonder Woman.
Jiraiya you couldn't even mastery of the Toad Sage.
You are the dead last period.

 

[Animegoin]

I’m not Doomsday, sure that much is true.
But from those bars I just heard, I clearly don’t need Kryptonite to beat you.
You’re the fastest man on the planet, but I wouldn’t recommend saying that on date
It’s a good thing you’re wearing white so when you surrender, you can just wave your cape
I’ll have Kaguya warp you to world with a dying sun,
Then she’ll turn you into a Zetsu, that’ll put an end to your fun.
I also believe I was on Tsunade’s mind at the time of my unfortunate death
Your last few movies bombed, you couldn’t even put the flames out with your super breath
I may not have mastered Sage mode, but those aren’t the only arts.
I’ll use Johnathan Kent as target practice, while Kaguya and I use our hair darts.

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[HakuUzumakiNamikaze]

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Billy Lee:
Claim Down don't be to haste.
My name is Billy Lee.
My code is avoiding fights and also sometimes fights is needed.
You guys look like you work for Shadow Master.
I'm here to stop this battle.
I'm a Dragon Master and same with my brother Jimmy Lee.
We are called, "Double Dragon".
You can't handle our Dragon power.
Dragonball is a copy cat of my series name.

 

[Animegoin]

@Avani could you move this to a more relevant section?

 

[salamander uchiha]

I’ve got three eyes but I need none to be able to see through your shit.
You wear that lipstick for the hope that it’ll end up on Menma’s dic*.

That was peak

Damn I miss the rep button.

 

[HakuUzumakiNamikaze]

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Oh please, Jiraiya I just have to use the force to kill you.
No wonder you are trying to flirt with worthless women.
Sure the Last Jedi cause rift in the fandom not as much in Naruto the Last Movie.
I have more power than anyone.
Sure I kissed my brother.
You guys are just like stormtroopers.
Always missing their shots.
I'm the true Princess of the Universe.

 

[Animegoin]

I heard that you’re a Skywalker yet you can’t even hover;
Must’ve been an awkward family reunion after you tongue-kissed your brother;
Stop meddling in the love affairs of others and mind your own business;
Didn’t Han leave you Solo, then fled across the galaxy for distance?
I wouldn’t trust you with a taser, your skill is nonexistent;
You’re not even worthy of being my subordinate’s subordinate, Sonya’s assistant;
This instance is a crime scene, you dig?
Now stand and attention for Commander Jackson Briggs!

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That was peak

Damn I miss the rep button.

Lol thanks

 

[HakuUzumakiNamikaze]

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Please, Winter Soldier could take you out.
You just copy-cat of Colossus.
While I'm the best millionaire in the Fiction Universe.
You won't last long against me.
I prefer Streetfighter than your stupid game.
Heck, I rather play Clayfighter than the Moral Kombat.
What's so mortal about your game Anyway?
After this battle is done.
I'll have your assistant in bed tonight.
That's why I'm called, "Iron Man"

 

[Animegoin]

-I’ll give you this advice for free, from one billionaire to another,
Be thankful that we’re in separate universes, “K”. Because this “I” can see this “DC“ inside of your mother;
-Let’s see if your AI names Jarvis can decipher that,
Or rather lets see how long your armor endures against an Bat;
-Mortal Kombat is the shit, seriously have you played your games?
The Marvel movies are honestly the only reason why I know your name.
-Jax, pay no mind to that fallen Avenger,
Now excuse me, Alfred just rang and it’s time for dinner.

 

[HakuUzumakiNamikaze]

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MICKEY MOUSE!
You guys can't even beat me.
I own Star Wars and Marvel.
Now I owned Fox!
No one can't beat me.
DC is next!
You guys have a Disney Day! aka means f-off!
I even have my own court system.
I'm more strict than Mary Poppins.
Since I can't give you one finger so I'll give you two fingers.
Batman, You are the rapist.
If you weren't a so call superhero.
You probably be a Catholic Priest.
Have *** with your student who was dating Nightwing.
DC should've called you Dick not Richard Grayson.

 

[HakuUzumakiNamikaze]

There are many important women in the shinobi world.

Many ladies and heroines whose people follow the call.

but my edgy, slutty, stupid one-off kage bushin.

Couldn't beat me in a battle, honey, I give the Hokage a blushin.

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You are right on one thing that's

There are many important women in the shinobi world but you are not one.

Without that Scarf jutsu, you put your hubby into.

Your marriage is base on a guilty trip.

We shouldn't call it cannon cause you never get shot without your Scarf jutsu.

I wonder if Naruto truly loves you or you just brainwashed him in that stupid Scarf jutsu.

Call me Itachi Hyuuga cause I'll be the one who murdered your whole clan.

I thought you wannabe an heiress, not a housemaid.

If you wanted to be housemaid. You should've stayed in the clan.

I'm a NaruSaku shipper heck even Shion would be better than you. Stalker.

You never care about your clan like you say you do.

You are the true villain of the Cannon in my book.

I'll put you in fangirl bingo book where you should be.

Do you think you are the most powerful?

The only things I need is a spider web or a rock to defeat.

I don't mean Rock Lee.

You are a sad Hyuuga.

If you were a true Hyuuga you would face off like real kunoichi.

 

[halfmoonuzumaki]

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Please, Winter Soldier could take you out.
You just copy-cat of Colossus.
While I'm the best millionaire in the Fiction Universe.
You won't last long against me.
I prefer Streetfighter than your stupid game.
Heck, I rather play Clayfighter than the Moral Kombat.
What's so mortal about your game Anyway?
After this battle is done.
I'll have your assistant in bed tonight.
That's why I'm called, "Iron Man"

A rap legend of the base was prowling through the jungle,
And when he came across this thread his stomach let out a rumble,
He sniffed out the competition, this room is easily read
Every single rapper in this thread is officially dead,
This a Grim Adventure, I'm here Reaping these souls,
I have a Sin Architecture brought back to light from the land of olds,
Im waving around the scythe, call it on-demand guillotining,
Im swinging around your head while your whole team is screaming,
Im demeaning, Im the mean king, old cats feel my presence and all of them know de meaning,
This is a resurrection, call it an insurrection,
Shudder up the windows and hide, call it protection,
This is a revival if you still here stand at attention,
The Wridiculous hitters that're stalking out in the cut,
With Tripol the metaphors any of you pups could think up,
The energy of NvG echos to this day, yall couldnt go through
The fused fire bars of my cat NaruGoku, its Rikers Island,
Steel cages cant contain the radiation Nagasaki when I land,
Hiroshima heat, The Siege up in these streets,
Cant kill this joint cause JLives, attacking the league's sheets
Shoutout bars, these are for the ones that know it,
Those who are aware of the history of all of the base's poets,
I know I missed some cats so I ask forgiveness for that,
If any of you are left lets get to bringing this scene BACK