your best pick up line?

Punk Hazard

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Do you work on a farm, cuz you sure know how to raise c0cks.

do you work at subway, cuz youre giving me a footlong.

i keed, i keed, mine are much worse.

whats yours?
 

mcchikeneater

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I got no pick up lines

I stay on my grind

I tell them hos all the time

BITCH GET IN MY CAR!
 

sasukeisgayy

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I just saved a puppy from a burning building and im not sure how to take care of it can you help me
 

jordan1

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IF you were a buger i'd pick you 1st dwl
 

Narubro

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are you from tennessee? cuz ur the only ten I see
 

mcchikeneater

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If I give you a free hit of crack how far will you be willing to go for some more?
 

I Am Pein

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here let me wipe that seat for you *wipes my face* ;)
 

jordan1

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do you have a map cause I seem to be lost in your eyes
 

mcchikeneater

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You just tell her



and its on.
 

Yondaime Namikaze

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You cant put a price on love but you can pay for pleasure - shan joulez
 
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