Just an old blog that was posted 2 years ago I found on some site I thought I had to share... enjoy guys..
1. You start looking at butterflies with suspicion. Because you know they are either carrying secret messages or plotting the destruction of the world.
2. You expect all men to be attractive and ripped. Even very old men.
3. You expect women to have impossibly large boobs.
4. Gas explosion? Nah. Probably a hollow.
5. People don’t faint. They turn into soul reapers.
6. People don’t talk to themselves. They talk to the soul reaper next to them.
7. You play Ichigo’s #1 theme in your head whenever you do something cool. And sometimes when you don’t.
8. You’re wary of men with mullets. They have superpowers.
9. You’re wary of boys playing handheld video games. They might trap you inside.
10. When you see people with cross jewelry, you think “Quincy” before “religious.”
11. You believe that socks with sandals is the best possible fashion choice.
12. You believe that cherry blossoms are the manliest flower.
13. You believe that strawberries are the manliest fruit.
14. You get depressed if your significant other brings you marigolds.
15. You think masks are the coolest thing ever.
16. Eye-patches make you wary.
17. You try to explain things using bunny drawings.
18. The number “69” makes you think “Hisagi” before the *** position.
19. You’ve tried replicating one of Orihime’s recipes. And then ate it.
20. You see a sleek black cat and think “Yoruichi!”
21. You see a bright blue cat and think “Grimmjow!”
22. It took you longer than a moment to realize that #21 isn’t going to happen.
23. You don’t think head wounds are a very big deal.
24. You think it’s important to have an opinion about the nutritional value of bananas.
25. You’re afraid your soul might leave your body if you eat pez.
26. You’ve shouted “BANKAI” just to see what would happen. More than once.
27. You worry that bats are depressed.
28. You reassure your dog that he’s not ugly.
29. Your friend switches from glasses to contacts. You worry that he’s turned evil.
30. The word “bleach” makes you think of the series before the disinfectant. No matter what the context.
Thanks for reading guys
1. You start looking at butterflies with suspicion. Because you know they are either carrying secret messages or plotting the destruction of the world.
2. You expect all men to be attractive and ripped. Even very old men.
3. You expect women to have impossibly large boobs.
4. Gas explosion? Nah. Probably a hollow.
5. People don’t faint. They turn into soul reapers.
6. People don’t talk to themselves. They talk to the soul reaper next to them.
7. You play Ichigo’s #1 theme in your head whenever you do something cool. And sometimes when you don’t.
8. You’re wary of men with mullets. They have superpowers.
9. You’re wary of boys playing handheld video games. They might trap you inside.
10. When you see people with cross jewelry, you think “Quincy” before “religious.”
11. You believe that socks with sandals is the best possible fashion choice.
12. You believe that cherry blossoms are the manliest flower.
13. You believe that strawberries are the manliest fruit.
14. You get depressed if your significant other brings you marigolds.
15. You think masks are the coolest thing ever.
16. Eye-patches make you wary.
17. You try to explain things using bunny drawings.
18. The number “69” makes you think “Hisagi” before the *** position.
19. You’ve tried replicating one of Orihime’s recipes. And then ate it.
20. You see a sleek black cat and think “Yoruichi!”
21. You see a bright blue cat and think “Grimmjow!”
22. It took you longer than a moment to realize that #21 isn’t going to happen.
23. You don’t think head wounds are a very big deal.
24. You think it’s important to have an opinion about the nutritional value of bananas.
25. You’re afraid your soul might leave your body if you eat pez.
26. You’ve shouted “BANKAI” just to see what would happen. More than once.
27. You worry that bats are depressed.
28. You reassure your dog that he’s not ugly.
29. Your friend switches from glasses to contacts. You worry that he’s turned evil.
30. The word “bleach” makes you think of the series before the disinfectant. No matter what the context.
Thanks for reading guys
