"You knew Obito?"

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Naruto
No, Obito didn't fight in the
Third Shinobi World War. He was a genin.

Kakashi
That's what the Third told you. He
didn't hold with Obito's ideals.
Thought he should have stayed here
and not gotten involved.

Naruto
You fought in the Third Shinobi World War?

Kakashi
Yes, I was once a shinobi the
same as Obito.

Kakashi
I wish I'd known him.

Kakashi
He was the worst genin in the
village, but a brave warrior. I
understand you've become quite a
shinobi yourself. And he was a
good friend. Which reminds me...

Kakashi gets up and goes to a chest where he rummages around.
As Naruto finishes repairing Gamakichi and starts to fit the
restraining bolt back on, Gamakichi looks at him nervously.
Naruto thinks about the bolt for a moment then puts it on the
table. Kakashi shuffles up and presents Luke with a short handle
with several electronic gadgets attached to it.

Kakashi
I have something here for you. Obito
wanted you to have this when
you were old enough, but the Third
wouldn't allow it. He feared you
might follow old Kakashi on some
damned-fool idealistic crusade like
Obito did.

Gamakichi
Sir, if you'll not be needing me,
I'll close down for awhile.

Naruto
Sure, go ahead.

Kakashi hands Naruto the kunai.

Naruto
What is it?

Kakashi
Obito's kunai. This is the
weapon of a Shinobi. Not as clumsy
or as random as a fist.

Naruto pushes flicks it up and it sticks in
the ceiling.

Kakashi
An elegant weapon for a more civilized
time. For over a thousand generations
the Shinobi were the guardians
of peace and justice in Konoha.
Before the dark times,
before the Akatsuki.

Naruto hasn't really been listening.

Naruto
How did Obito die?

Kakashi
A young Shinobi named Tobi, who
was another good friend of mine until he turned
to evil, helped the Akatsuki hunt down
and destroy the Shinobi. He
betrayed and murdered Obito.
Now the Tobi are all but extinct.
Tobi was seduced by evil
chakra.

Naruto
Chakra?

Kakashi
Well, chakra is what gives a Shinobi
his power. It's an energy field
created by all living things. It
surrounds us and penetrates us. It
binds the world together.

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Star Wars referrence I'm assuming?
 

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Oh, this Fanfic. >.>
 

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Of course the best character in the manga is none other than Obito Uchiha. Now, what is it about this awesome character which makes him so inspirational? He has shown us that even the most low life plebeian can find success in this brutal and harsh world in the form of paedophilia, erotophonophilia and necrophilia. How did Obito, one of the filthiest and ugliest looking characters manage to woo kids? By attracting them with a thousand packets of Doritos, something kids love so much. Once he wooed the kids, he showed great success as an erotophonophiliac by killing people while his wiener was at climax while thinking of Rin, and Rinsed and repeated the process several times. He also showed great skill as necrophiliac, as he physically ravaged Rin's corpse with such virtuoso like finesse and elegance. This man is an inspiration to everyone, and especially all the sadists, tramps, masochists, rapists, paedophiles etc that no matter how much of a loser you are, you can strike gold in those jobs, or any other endeavour you want to follow. All hail Obito Uchiha!
 
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i dont understand it :p wheres the rest?
 

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Skip to 6:30, watch the next 30 seconds and replace boondock saints with star wars.

"you must watch that movie religiously! Heh, heh--get it?
 

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Of course the best character in the manga is none other than Obito Uchiha. Now, what is it about this awesome character which makes him so inspirational? He has shown us that even the most low life plebeian can find success in this brutal and harsh world in the form of paedophilia, erotophonophilia and necrophilia. How did Obito, one of the filthiest and ugliest looking characters manage to woo kids? By attracting them with a thousand packets of Doritos, something kids love so much. Once he wooed the kids, he showed great success as an erotophonophiliac by killing people while his wiener was at climax while thinking of Rin, and Rinsed and repeated the process several times. He also showed great skill as necrophiliac, as he physically ravaged Rin's corpse with such virtuoso like finesse and elegance. This man is an inspiration to everyone, and especially all the sadists, tramps, masochists, rapists, paedophiles etc that no matter how much of a loser you are, you can strike gold in those jobs, or any other endeavour you want to follow. All hail Obito Uchiha!

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He's done now (I think), he did his part on naruto.
Time to move on to the next haxxed uchiha.
 

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And then Obito gives Naruto a bucket of chicken
 

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Of course the best character in the manga is none other than Obito Uchiha. Now, what is it about this awesome character which makes him so inspirational? He has shown us that even the most low life plebeian can find success in this brutal and harsh world in the form of paedophilia, erotophonophilia and necrophilia. How did Obito, one of the filthiest and ugliest looking characters manage to woo kids? By attracting them with a thousand packets of Doritos, something kids love so much. Once he wooed the kids, he showed great success as an erotophonophiliac by killing people while his wiener was at climax while thinking of Rin, and Rinsed and repeated the process several times. He also showed great skill as necrophiliac, as he physically ravaged Rin's corpse with such virtuoso like finesse and elegance. This man is an inspiration to everyone, and especially all the sadists, tramps, masochists, rapists, paedophiles etc that no matter how much of a loser you are, you can strike gold in those jobs, or any other endeavour you want to follow. All hail Obito Uchiha!
Shameless post thievery is shameless :bdpf:
 

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Of course the best character in the manga is none other than Obito Uchiha. Now, what is it about this awesome character which makes him so inspirational? He has shown us that even the most low life plebeian can find success in this brutal and harsh world in the form of paedophilia, erotophonophilia and necrophilia. How did Obito, one of the filthiest and ugliest looking characters manage to woo kids? By attracting them with a thousand packets of Doritos, something kids love so much. Once he wooed the kids, he showed great success as an erotophonophiliac by killing people while his wiener was at climax while thinking of Rin, and Rinsed and repeated the process several times. He also showed great skill as necrophiliac, as he physically ravaged Rin's corpse with such virtuoso like finesse and elegance. This man is an inspiration to everyone, and especially all the sadists, tramps, masochists, rapists, paedophiles etc that no matter how much of a loser you are, you can strike gold in those jobs, or any other endeavour you want to follow. All hail Obito Uchiha!

I mist seeing this post in an actual thread. How lovely to see it again. :bdpf:
 
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