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I came across this question on 4chan and I think it's very interesting so I'd like to ask it to y'all.

Someone's knocking on your door. You raise from your coach, PC desk or whatever and you answer the man. He enters your house or apartment or whatevs and gives you two small boxes which your very hands could carry (somthing like 2 cubic inches for each box).

One of them contains all the secrets about women. Opening the box will cause you, once you're 18, to be able to date whoever you want. A girl that you already like, a hot chick you see on the street, even a celeb if you ever have the chance to come across one. You'll not only be able to have one night stands, but also get total devotion from her (meaning she'll make you sandwiches and buy you beers). A daydream relationship, isn't it?

The second box has all the secrets about the business world. Opening the box will cause you, once you're 18, to be able to join a nice college and in the future (when you're 25) get a job that is very peaceful, no hard work, you wouldn't even get tired at all, in fact, you'd even learn to like it, with an average income of 50k a MONTH (in 20 months, you'll earn a million). I say on average because you'll grow with your career trought time. May I also add that you're going to work as a government official, so you'll get all the protection from the feds.

You can only, however, open one of these boxes. The other you shall return to the man who intially gave them and if you will, you'll have to work on the content of the box for yourself instead of just being given its content for free.
 

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I think the business one .. if u can get 1 million .. u can probably get any girl !
 
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The business world I will pick.

Sexual relationships are okay but your main priority in life should be making a stable/productive future for yourself. Getting all the women you want isn't helping you financially.
 

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Neither. If you're handed success, it doesn't mean anything. I'll earn money or women by myself
 

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I like this one. I'd have to say the business one. As Bipolar said, women won't help you financially. The 1st box is useless if you're in a relationship already tho. However, I suppose a single man could choose the first box and get a girl who has what the 2nd box grants.
 

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The business world I will pick.

Sexual relationships are okay but your main priority in life should be making a stable/productive future for yourself. Getting all the women you want isn't helping you financially.

Technically the women thing could be much more profitable financially as having the ability to have any woman you want fall in love and marry you means you will obtain her money as well, and since she has total devotion she will give it to you. Hell with total devotion you don't even have to get married.

That being said I would pick box 2, as I wouldn't want love to be tarnished by magical jibberygoo.
 

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Probably the second one, neither one impedes the other so it really doesn't matter. Your ultimately asking for either financial success or a successful love life. Having a wife/girlfriend that's a maid seems weird though. But I can not turn down that guaranteed financial success.
 

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get the first option and make the girl chose the second one..hehehehehe
 

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If I had to pick, I'd pick the second box. Though if picking was optional, I would choose neither. I'd rather make my own way through life and make a living for myself.
 

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Both answers are wrong.

you just let a stranger into your house.
 

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Something in my tells me there's a cost to this as everything does. If I choose the money and the money, I'll face sudden change and the it would most likely corrupt me. If I choose women, I'm also rushing into something but this will involve more sensitive emotional issues. I'd choose neither just because I feel nothing is without cost.
 

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Box 2. Become a millionaire and then some day in future a billionaire. Buy hookers and what not.
 

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The business one that's a no brainer everybody should really pick the business one, the problem with the first is sometimes it's just not meant to be to date ANY girl some are psychotic, clingy, evil, insane, you need help especially if she's mentally unstable you wouldn't know at first but people are people I'd rather earn my girl then just get any chick cause sometimes a bad decision is bad even if she does deny you.

business is better as you'd be able to do things. Since it's more lax it gives you the ability to relax more and spend more time with your family and friends. With that in mind it keeps you from working so hard day in and out and feeling stressed all the time it's not like your still not working for your money people, it's just common sense. (Though my ultimate goal isn't really in the business world if it even counts as one).

p.s. There is no way you're going to land every girl j.s. Especially if she has an extreme case of autism,Apathy, an animosity towards men in general to the point it's outright murderous (women like this do exist) or is extremely heterophoebic, etc but eh.
 

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You either marry a woman who is too rich to send her husband to work or be rich yourself.
I will choose to be rich myself because the first one is likely to happen.
 
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