You found the Magic Lamp!!

[HENI]

The lamp has a Genie and will grant you 3 wishes, any wish, no restrictions! What are your three wishes?

My three wishes are

1. Get a girlfriend who will be loyal to me for eternity

2. Buy things for free at all times

3. Everyone will be immortal and cannot become old

 

[villain55]

Wish for infinity of wishes and I can have everything I want

 

[Eano]

1. i don't think you want a girlfriend being loyal to you for eternity.
2. nice thought.
3. no thanks.

 

[Joker]

1) Have super powers
That's it, I don't want to be handed everything, there'll be no point in life, so I guess food for starving kids in various places.

 

[Penguin]

1.) Get a job working with the St. Louis Rams in some way.

2.) Pokémon become real.

3.) Runescape 2 comes back.

 

[Qu4zi]

Immortality for family and friends.
Become a Trillionaire (Charity every month)
Have a IRL Dragonite

 

[Sir Blades]

I wish for infinite wishes, that is all you need to know.

 

[Joker]

1.) Get a job working with the St. Louis Rams in some way.

2.) Pokémon become real.

3.) Runescape 2 comes back.

People would eat the Pokemon though....

 

[Heisenberg284]

1. Become wilt chamberlain (prime)
2. A cat
3. Food

 

[Yanks]

1.) Give me a silver tounge (metaphorically speaking)
2.) Like Godly said, super powers (like 2-3 of 'em)
3.) Three more wishes

 

[Seventh Sama]

1. World peace

2. Become a God

3. Blow up the planet.

 

[Dark Link]

I don't believe in genies

 

[Penguin]

People would eat the Pokemon though....

Bulbasaur uses vine whip. Tongue gets KOed.

 

[Hokage Legacy]

1. I would want my son's health to be perfect for his entire life.
2. Enough finances for me and my family to survive on eternally.
3. Teleportation pad so I could teleport to Ohio to see that guy Susano'o from NB!

 

[Ciao]

One of those mind erase things from MIB to trick the genie.

 

[Genjin]

I would wish that guns and money didn't exist. These two things are not allowing people to achieve peace.

 

[Penguin]

I would wish that guns and money didn't exist. These two things are not allowing people to achieve peace.

Guns? It is not the gun. It is the handler. I own a gun and have never killed anyone.

 

[Supreme x Uchiha]

1. A pizza slice

2. A pizza slice

3. A Sicilian pizza slice

 

[Bieber]

1. Lots of money.
2. Super powers as others said above.
3. More wishes.

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Tough one, really....

My first wish'd probably something along the lines of... Hm...

Money. I'd love to be able to pay off college debts ASAP.

Second, would be hm...

I honestly don't know.