you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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"you sweat from a baboon's balls" lmao
 

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Sit your 5 dollar ass down before i make change is my favorite, seen it 100 times lol XD
 

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lol made me laugh
 

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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?- National Lampoon's Christmas Vaction XD
 

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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?- National Lampoon's Christmas Vaction XD

lmao
 

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Sit your 5 dollar ass down before i make change is my favorite, seen it 100 times lol XD

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?- National Lampoon's Christmas Vaction XD
these are in the 100 greatest insults.. not this one xd
 

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Doug: Avi!
Avi: Shut up and sit down you big bald f*ck
*Doug sits down*
Avi: I don't like leaving my own country Doug and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats
Doug: We've got sandy beaches...
Avi: So? Who the f*ck wants to see them?

I love that movie
 

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you made me laugh again
 

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Another one huh? I'll gladly watch!
 
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