yo wazzap dawg?
Welcome to our crib. We was playin' around and sh*t, slappin' them moderators everywhere, but it's cool!
We be playin' this game fo a loooong, long time. We know what we're doin', so just lean back, read tha rules and follow them till you drop, or else the moderators will tear you a new *sshole.
Now, yo got any questions brother?