yo momma jokes

[lawman62]

Ill start

Yo mommas so fat that her clan would be the akamichi clan!

 

[Stark]

Akamichi..

OT: Yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Your mother is so intelligent, she graduated from college a Semester early.

 

[Jewjitsu]

Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.

 

[Disquiet]

Yo momma so ugly, she broke Yata's Mirror.

 

[Kabanoid]

Yo momma's so fat dat even Neji couldn't hit her chakra points

 

[El Alucard]

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over the wireless ps3 controller

 

[Masterpiece7]

Yo momma iz so fat,when she went to the laundry and gave her underwear,they said "sorry,we don't wash tents" xD

 

[Hexuze]

Yo Momma San!

 

[-PK-]

Yo momma so ugly that after seeing her, jiraiya lost his interest in ladies.

 

[Kabanoid]

yo mamas so fat that shikamaru wouldn't be able to tie her with his shadows.

 

[Siddy~]

Yo' mamma's so dumb she watches the sofa and sits on the tv.

 

[El Alucard]

Yo mama so stupid she failed an open book test

 

[Zorø]

Yo momma so stink she makes stinkbombs smell like air fresheners.

 

[XR999]

Ur momma so poor she cant affort to pay attention

 

[El Alucard]

Yo mama so skinny when she leans on a wall yo daddy asks "alright....who cracked the wall!!!!???