Yo Mama jokes

[sasuke_forever]

yo mama so big she puts on her lip stick with a paint roler

 

[Narutoftw]

yo momma so stupid she couldnt read an audio book

 

[sasuke_forever]

Yo Mamma so fat when she walks down the street wearing a red shirt evrybody yells, "Koolaid"

 

[NarutoGoku]

here's a couple
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

and some more
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

 

[sasuke_forever]

your mama is so fat,when she fell I was'nt laughing but the sidewalk was cracking up

 

[NarutoGoku]

And even more
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

 

[sasuke_forever]

Your mama is so ugly, she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

[Ace]

Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car to pay for gas.

Yo mama so stupid, she sold her house to pay the mortgage.

 

[whitefox]

your mama so old she looks like ET on steroids.

 

[SadisticShinobiX]

yo mamma is so ugly, when she was a kid, her parents had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her

yo mamma is so old, her birth certificate says EXPIRED

 

[Matsu Hiashi Uzumaki]

Yo Mama's so fat that when she fell off the boat, the captain yelled LAND AHOY...
yo Mama's so fat that when she stepped onto the scales, the scales come up with get the **** off whale