Yo Mama jokes
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NarutoWind
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MayuneSpirit
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[can't believe I'm doing this, but I love this joke]
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she slept!
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she slept!
Mangenkyou Maoh
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Dark Valentine
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Jeez emm... its been a while since i have told one of these, like a decade or two (although i am only 18 
(well i will be in 13 days )
Your Momma is so dumb when you told her there was no bread she asked for toast!
Your Momma is so dumb she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
Your Momma is so fat she comes from both sides of the family.
I think they are in my top "Your Momma" jokes although personally i think all "Your Momma" jokes are rubbish (to put it politely)
(well i will be in 13 days )Your Momma is so dumb when you told her there was no bread she asked for toast!
Your Momma is so dumb she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
Your Momma is so fat she comes from both sides of the family.
I think they are in my top "Your Momma" jokes although personally i think all "Your Momma" jokes are rubbish (to put it politely)
SAKumono26
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haMy favourite I ever heard was:
Yo mommas so dumb she took her driving test in a shopping trolley
u mommy is so poor when somebody stepped on the cigarette she siad who turned the heat out
ur momma is so fat when she jumped in the air she was stuck
LOL!
Your moma'z SOOO ugly, that when she tryied to join an UGLY contest, they said "SORRY! NO PROFESSIONALS!"
Well u gots noes credibility cuz' ur anime list say that u dropped BOBOBO, one of the greatest anime's of all time!
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sasuke_forever
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yo momaz so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest they kick her out cause it was unfair to the others
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