Yo mama jokes... BATTLE!

[Οdin]

Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit.

 

[Atalaya]

lol.

Yo mama so poor that she feeds herself by going to the grocery store and eating the free samples.

Yo mama so poor she's not even allowed in grocery stores.

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so poor it caused another Great Depression.

 

[Atalaya]

Yo mama so fat the toilet gets clogged before she even let's it out.

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so nasty they use her to promote abstinence.

 

[Atalaya]

Yo mama so nasty they can't even use her to promote abstinence.

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so nasty that paper bags aren't enough.

 

[Craziie]

OOOOOOO SNAP!
This battle though XD

 

[Disquiet]

Yo Mama so poor, she sneaks into football stadiums after the game to get the quarter they flipped at the start.

 

[Atalaya]

Yo mama is so fat her selfie picture takes away 10 lbs from her.

 

[Disquiet]

Yo Mama so sticky icky, when she gets out the bath the water goes with her.

 

[ziggyZ]

Yo momma's a *****, period.

 

[Netferarri]

Yo Mama So Dirty, Everytime She Talked, Her Breath Said, "Run N****!"

 

[Stark]

Lol Such corny jokes

Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last New Years and that shit still printing.

 

[Atalaya]

Yo mama so fat printers won't even try u-u.

 

[Netferarri]

yo mamma's so horny when the kids ask what's for dinner, she opened her legs and said we are having crabs.

 

[naruto legend]

yo mom so short she poses for trophys

 

[Aya San]

Emiku seems to really like this thread :|

 

[Atalaya]

yo mamma's so horny when the kids ask what's for dinner, she opened her legs and said we are having crabs.

Ew :|.

Yo mama so fat when she got a flesh-eating disease, she had 20 years to live u-u.

 

[Netferarri]

yo momma is so desperate she told me that she would give me a blow job for a quarter.