Yo mama jokes... BATTLE!

[Netferarri]

Yo mama's so nasty, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so ugly that the priest in church threw holy water at her.

 

[Netferarri]

Yo mama so nasty she got a d*ck transplant just to f**k herself

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so fat that Tobi couldn't phase through her.

 

[Netferarri]

Yo Mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her a*s and passed out.

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so nasty that STDs run away from her.

 

[Netferarri]

Yo mama so nasty I asked her how to spell PEN*S, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tounge.

 

[Aya San]

Yo mama so something she something something

 

[Netferarri]

Yo momma so big, she made the sea her b*tch.

 

[Οdin]

Yo momma so used up, her lower lips flap about like an elephant's ears on a windy day.

 

[Netferarri]

Yo mama is so nasty that her t*ts leak sour milk.

 

[Οdin]

Yo momma so loose, her 'gina has the dimensions of an empty KFC bucket.

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

Yo mama's so stupid. She bought a solar powered flashlight.

 

[Netferarri]

I'll leave this one for the night, I'll own you all again soon.

Yo mama so stupid, she stripped in front of her father thinking she would like to have *** with him.

 

[Funky Tiger]

Sorry, making jokes about your mom is under me.....

LIKE YOUR MOMMA WAS LAST NIGHT!!

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so dumb that she saw a red light, got out of her car, and propositioned people for *** cause she thought it was the red light district.

 

[Atalaya]

Yo mama so fat 1000 years of death jutsu is useless on her u-u...

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so fat that scientists developed new laws of physics to describe her.

 

[Atalaya]

Yo mama so fat, scientists won't even try.

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so fat, scientists won't even try.

lol.

Yo mama so poor that she feeds herself by going to the grocery store and eating the free samples.