Yo mama jokes... BATTLE!

[Atalaya]

Yo mama so broke when I touch her scooter she yells "Don't ruin the car!!!!"

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so fat that she can't look both ways when crossing the street.

 

[Netferarri]

Yo momma so hairy that I couldn't even tap that ass in that big ass looking jungle of hers.

 

[Atalaya]

Yo momma so hairy that I couldn't even tap that ass in that big ass looking jungle of hers.

Dat rugburn!!!

Yo mama so hairy her hair grows hair!
...:|

 

[Netferarri]

Dat rugburn!!!

Yo mama so hairy her hair grows hair!
...:|

I'm to real at this. ~.~


OT:Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her booty crack last christmas and it's still printing.

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so dumb that she saw a period at the end of a sentence and went to the bathroom thinking she was on her period.

 

[Netferarri]

Yo mama so dumb that she saw a period at the end of a sentence and went to the bathroom thinking she was on her period.

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

 

[Atalaya]

These people xD.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone!

 

[Netferarri]

Yo momma so fat, she couldn't see her feet in the shower ~.~

 

[Punk Hazard]

Your mother is so physically unattractive, it's caused a rift to open between her and your father, slowly destroying their marriage.

 

[Netferarri]

Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had *** it was at a crispy creme dount shop.

 

[Punk Hazard]

Your mother isn't black, she's dirty.

 

[Netferarri]

Your momma's so dirty the flies on a dog sh*t passed out

 

[Punk Hazard]

Your mother's so annoying, her username is blue

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[Netferarri]

Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

 

[Perception]

Yo mamma so poor that the roaches won't enter her house.

 

[Netferarri]

Yo mama so nasty her breath smells like donkey ***

 

[Atalaya]

Yo ____ so fat even this box is too tiny to mention yo ____.

 

[Netferarri]

Yo momma so nasty she couldnt even sell her a*s for a free sample

 

[Perception]

Yo ____ so fat even this box is too tiny to mention yo ____.

XD

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.