Yo mama jokes... BATTLE!

[Bijuu Bomber]

Yo mama.... is so ugly ....that it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

 

[Craziie]

Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Now you tryna get in?
XD

Yo mama is .....so ugly..... that her face is blurred on her driver's license

 

[Penguin]

Your moms so fat, that Haku's crystal Ice Mirrors cannot fit around her.

#Served
#RuffledFeathers

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

Now you tryna get in?
XD

Yo mama is .....so ugly..... that her face is blurred on her driver's license

I'm bored. Got nothing else to do, just copy 'n pastin' jokes off da interwebz xD

Yo mama's so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck.

 

[Penguin]

Your mom is so ugly, the Anbu Black Ops made her join them just so they could put a mask on her.

#Turntup
#Served

 

[ziggyZ]

Just came up with this >.>


Yo momma's such a *****, that a snake's jaw unhinged is still tighter than her cvnt!

 

[Penguin]

Just came up with this >.>


Yo momma's such a *****, that a snake's jaw unhinged is still tighter than her cvnt!

That is a little uncalled for but funny none the less!

Your mama's so fat, when Hidan licked her blood, he swore it tasted like Ragu.

 

[Hexuze]

Yo Momma...SAN.

 

[Craziie]

Just came up with this >.>


Yo momma's such a *****, that a snake's jaw unhinged is still tighter than her cvnt!

That was to hardcore...bro XD

Get the thread deleted or closed.

 

[Atalaya]

ROFL @ Penguin tho :T_T:
Yo mama so hairy...you get yo collection of pubes hair from yo mama!
If you know what I mean

 

[Penguin]

Your mama's so ugly Orochimaru thought she was a man and hit on her.

#ShotsFired
#Served

 

[Jonesy161]

Yo mama so skinny that MC Hammer wasn't the only one singing Can't Touch This!

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so ugly that Jiraya wouldn't hit that.

OT but my favorite insult is, "This best part of you must have ran down your mothers leg".

 

[Craziie]

Yall can continue this battle with eachother.

I'm out. Got to get some sleep ...and come back with some yo mamma!
XD

 

[ziggyZ]

Your momma's so fat, that when she goes to the beach, the whale's appear and sing "WE ARE FA-MI-LY!!"

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so slutty they had to call out a plumber to unclog her pipes.

 

[Craziie]

Yo mama so ugly....I mean look at you...


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! XD

 

[naruto legend]

yo mama so ugly they changed Halloween to yoMamaween

 

[MWQ]

Yo mama is so scary,she wets herself when she sees herself in the mirror.

 

[Stark]

Ya mom underpits so hairy it look like she has a chia pet on headlock.