Yo mama jokes... BATTLE!

[Craziie]

It's just for fun ....so who gone battle me and my straight G yo momma jokes.
You ain't ready for this...

Heres a taste!

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!



OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... BURNED OUT! XD


COME AT ME BRO!

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

Don't mind me, just gonna sit here and watch the bad jokes roll in.

 

[Craziie]

Don't mind me, just gonna sit here and watch the bad jokes roll in.

Lol. Noone can solo me... I got these strictly off the yo mama joke site.

I ain't getting soloed. XD

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

Lol. Noone can solo me... I got these strictly off the yo mama joke site.

I ain't getting soloed. XD

Well you better find a new site for your jokes, as those in OP were stale.

 

[Craziie]

Well you better find a new site for your jokes, as those in OP were stale.

Nah..... U_U
I challenge you to a YO MAMA BATTLE!!!

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COME AT ME BRO!

 

[Disquiet]

Yo Mama is so slutty, that Yo Mama aint Yo Mama

I give up. I suck at this.

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

Nah..... U_U
I challenge you to a YO MAMA BATTLE!!!

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COME AT ME BRO!

Pft, really?

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[Craziie]

Yo Mama is so slutty, that Yo Mama aint Yo Mama

I give up. I suck at this.

Nah, just go to yo mama joke sites. I dont even care if its lame.
Im bored and have no life.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down


OOOOOOOOOO! GET AT ME NAMELESS!

Pft, really?

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I have no idea but I'm sure you do.

Why don't you tell me all about it after your defeat.

 

[Atalaya]

Yo mama so fyat when she saw your school bus leaving she yelled, "STAHP DAT TWINKIE!" With the passion that she had when describing the deliciousness of her sweet canned corn.

 

[Craziie]

Yo mama so fyat when she saw your school bus leaving she yelled, "Stop that twinkie!" With the passion that she has when describing the deliciousness of her sweet canned corn.

Yo mama so broke....she uses a fork to eat cereal. To save the milk!
OOOOOOO XD

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

I have no idea but I'm sure you do.

Why don't you tell me all about it after your defeat.

How original

 

[Craziie]

How original

I'm sure your meme has been done 100x before you
How original?

 

[Atalaya]

Yo mama so broke....she uses a fork to eat cereal. To save the milk!
OOOOOOO XD

Yo mama is so broke...when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

OOOOOOOHHHR

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

I'm sure your meme has been done 100x before you
How original?

Totally, never said I wasn't xD

Not original enough.

 

[Disquiet]

Nah, just go to yo mama joke sites. I dont even care if its lame.
Im bored and have no life.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down


OOOOOOOOOO! GET AT ME NAMELESS!

I have no idea but I'm sure you do.

Why don't you tell me all about it after your defeat.

Nah I'm a fan of originality (no offense).

Yo Mama so dumb, she tried to trade in her rare steak for a fortune.

I also don't have the energy to continue this. Sorry. Zzz

 

[Craziie]

Nah I'm a fan of originality (no offense).

Yo Mama so dumb, she tried to trade in her rare steak for a fortune.

I also don't have the energy to continue this. Sorry. Zzz

Non-taken. Most of the jokes we tell have been said anyways plus I suck at yo mama jokes.


Your momma so damn ugly, when she looks in the mirror. The mirror walks way.

And alright. It's cool.

Totally, never said I wasn't xD

Not original enough.

You didn't have to

 

[amarusboobs]

yo momma is a carpenters dream, she is flat and never been screwed

 

[Craziie]

yo momma is a carpenters dream, she is flat and never been screwed

Yo momma so damn fat , the government had to give her an extra sidewalk.

 

[Atalaya]

Yo mama is so hairy, that you almost died of rugburn at birth!
:leaf:

 

[Craziie]

Yo mama is so hairy, that you almost died of rugburn at birth!
:leaf:

Yo mama.... is so ugly ....that it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.