Yards House

[Iwabi]

Iwabi walks up to Yards front door carrying a pack of eggs and then throws one at his bedroom window

 

[-Yard-]

*Catches each egg* I see you brought breakfast.

 

[XZA]

*eats a pin-apple* yard , nice imaginary house

 

[Akuma]

*throws flaming dog poop at his front door*

 

[-Yard-]

*eats a pin-apple* yard , nice imaginary house

Disgusting, eating a fellow ninja. (Terrible inside joke)

 

[Iwabi]

*Catches each egg* I see you brought breakfast.

*Throws a second egg* indeed

 

[ackeem1992]

* throws roles of toilet paper on the house * xd

 

[-Yard-]

*throws flaming dog poop at his front door*

*Sees bag*

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*Stomps it out like a boss*

*Throws a second egg* indeed

*Wacks the egg with a frying pan and and quickly turning the pan the opposite direction so the egg doesn't knock away from the pan, instead splatters within it*

Eww shells in it

*Tosses the pan away*

 

[Iwabi]

* throws roles of toilet paper on the house * xd

O_O seriously dude you cant eat that *throws a cream pie at you*

 

[Uchiha Paulsama]

*takes a piss on the yard.............. then walks away*​

 

[-Yard-]

* throws roles of toilet paper on the house * xd

This raised so many questions on Konan's abilities to me, but I'll get infracted for saying my thoughts U_U

O_O seriously dude you cant eat that *throws a cream pie at you*

Throws pie at both of you* :O

 

[Kato.]

*throws a sausage* O_O

 

[Jazzy..]

*walks in....like a boss*

 

[XZA]

eats a "yard stick"

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[Akuma]

*Sees bag*

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*Stomps it out like a boss*



*Wacks the egg with a frying pan and and quickly turning the pan the opposite direction so the egg doesn't knock away from the pan, instead splatters within it*

Eww shells in it

*Tosses the pan away*

*throws 2 more flaming dog poop bags*

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[-Yard-]

*throws a sausage* O_O

*Takes the sausage...AND EATS IT!*

*walks in....like a boss*

*Challenges you to a boss off with my eyes*

eats a "yard stick"

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No soup for you

*throws 2 more flaming dog poop bags*

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*Throws a bomb kunai at it, exploding, covering everyone in dog shit while I use*


(Suiton: Mizu Sattou) Water release: Water Rush

Spoiler

Type: Attack/Supplementary
Rank: B
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra Cost: 25
Damage Points: N/A
Description: The user releases a small amount of water from the moisture in the air and can then control the water that is created. The user can create and control the water created up to mid range in distance. The amount of water created is enough to fill a small bath tub and only lasts for one turn. However this source of water isnt great enough to create S rank level water techniques.
Notes:
- Can only be used 3x per battle.
- Must skip one turn before using again
- The water can only be controlled up to one turn
- Can only use water jutsu while controlling the water or until you release the water from your control.

*having water that comes from no where around me, sheilding me like a boss, then it falls to the ground*

 

[Kato.]

*uses giant turtle to block the sh*t, then throws it*

 

[-Yard-]

*uses giant turtle to block the sh*t, then throws it*

*magically dodges* =DD

 

[Kato.]

Damn magic you scary O.O

 

[Jazzy..]

*Challenges you to a boss off with my eyes*

*Loses*
I'm not a boss anymore