Yamato's day Out - Chapter 2: On The Road Agian

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I begin my trek to the neighboring village. As I walk down the road I hear a rustling with each step that I take.

*I stop*
[SFX: crickets chirp]

*I begin to walk agian*
[SFX: leaves rustle]

O_O

*I begin to run*

The rustling then becomes louder and faster as if it were following me.

I turn around and see nothing but a bush on the side of the road

*pops out of the bush* What you think of my new camoflauge techniques Yamato?

*appears behind Devlin, then jumps infront of him*
Yamato-Kun!!!!!!

SFX: BLAM!!!BLAM!!!BLAM!!!! a.k.a. Gunshots.

When the smoke clears, I see Gats and Devlin standing there, apparently freaked out

O_________O

You two scarerd the shit outta me man. I thought that bush came to life, and wasn't about to get eaten by a bush. If anything, I eat bush..... wait.....nevermind -_-

What do you two want ?


Yamato-Kun!!!!!!

You said that already -_-

I was just testing out my new camoflauge ^^

Well, I would say it worked ^^

Yamato-Kun!!!!!!

-_____________-

*cell phone ring*
SFX: Boy's dont cry ringtone (lee's personal ringtone)

*I begin to 80's dance and sing*
I tried to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes, because boys dont cry, BOYS DON'T CRY

*answers phone*

Lee, I love it when you call ^_^

What???

nevermind <.<...>.>. what do you have for me?

Well, the boss of the gang has two body guards from the fuka clan.

The fuka clan? ummm... okay

yes, the Fuka clan. Thier names are Fuka Yuu and Fuka Mei

Right, what do they specialize in?

I dont know. they mainly just stand there with thier arms crossed and look menacing

I guess I'll have to find out the hard way. Thanks for scouting for me. Guy sensei would be proud

*becomes teary eyed* I will not let you down guys sensei *voice cracks*

calm down crybaby, have a sake or soemthing...... oh shit no....wait

*Phone SFX: HAAAAAAA, whaooooo.....*long silence* I fooled you I wasn't sleeping. *chairs breaking* MY ARM!!!! It's my arm now.... erp*

*hang up phone*

Well, See you two around

*I wave to Gats and Devlin and keep walking down the road*

*Delvin turns to Gats*
You think he realises he was just talking to a stone?

Hmmmm, I dunno, but he sure gives flashdance a run for its money

*They watch as Yamato walks off into the distance dancing and singing away to himself......*

*walking down the road*
*softly singing* "He's a maniac, mainiac on the floor. and he's dancing like he's never danced before"

After a few miles of travel I finally arrive at the nearby town. I got to the bar that lee was at but it was roped off with police tape. I turn around and notice there is a M.P. van behind me.

Huh, I wonder what's going on

Thats the last time you serve alcohol to a minor.

He looked okay to me

*two more military police come around the corner with two men*

What 'er you lookin' at? STOP LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY!!!

That BASTARD ripped off my arm!!!!!

To my amazment the mans arm is now nothing but a bloody nub.

I told you, this arm belongs to me.

*escorts bloody man into the car* Watch your head sir.

HEY!!!! Let me give you a hand. *hold the mans ripped off arm out to him* HAHAHAHAHAH............bleh *pukes* *falls asleep*

I'll get you for this.

As I watched the scene play out. One thought began to overtake my mind...

Why did they let Lee hang onto the man's arm. You think they would have given it back to the man. :confused:

Well, now I have to fing that gang.

[To Be Continued]

 
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I begin my trek to the neighboring village. As I walk down the road I hear a rustling with each step that I take.

*I stop*
[SFX: crickets chirp]

*I begin to walk agian*
[SFX: leaves rustle]

O_O

*I begin to run*

The rustling then becomes louder and faster as if it were following me.

I turn around and see nothing but a bush on the side of the road

*pops out of the bush* What you think of my new camoflauge techniques Yamato?

*appears behind Devlin, then jumps infront of him*
Yamato-Kun!!!!!!

SFX: BLAM!!!BLAM!!!BLAM!!!! a.k.a. Gunshots.

When the smoke clears, I see Gats and Devlin standing there, apparently freaked out

O_________O

You two scarerd the shit outta me man. I thought that bush came to life, and wasn't about to get eaten by a bush. If anything, I eat bush..... wait.....nevermind -_-

What do you two want ?


Yamato-Kun!!!!!!

You said that already -_-

I was just testing out my new camoflauge ^^

Well, I would say it worked ^^

Yamato-Kun!!!!!!

-_____________-

*cell phone ring*
SFX: Boy's dont cry ringtone (lee's personal ringtone)

*I begin to 80's dance and sing*
I tried to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes, because boys dont cry, BOYS DON'T CRY

*answers phone*

Lee, I love it when you call ^_^

What???

nevermind <.<...>.>. what do you have for me?

Well, the boss of the gang has two body guards from the fuka clan.

The fuka clan? ummm... okay

yes, the Fuka clan. Thier names are Fuka Yuu and Fuka Mei

Right, what do they specialize in?

I dont know. they mainly just stand there with thier arms crossed and look menacing

I guess I'll have to find out the hard way. Thanks for scouting for me. Guy sensei would be proud

*becomes teary eyed* I will not let you down guys sensei *voice cracks*

calm down crybaby, have a sake or soemthing...... oh shit no....wait

*Phone SFX: HAAAAAAA, whaooooo.....*long silence* I fooled you I wasn't sleeping. *chairs breaking* MY ARM!!!! It's my arm now.... erp*

*hang up phone*

Well, See you two around

*I wave to Gats and Devlin and keep walking down the road*

*Delvin turns to Gats*
You think he realises he was just talking to a stone?

Hmmmm, I dunno, but he sure gives flashdance a run for its money

*They watch as Yamato walks off into the distance dancing and singing away to himself......*

*walking down the road*
*softly singing* "He's a maniac, mainiac on the floor. and he's dancing like he's never danced before"

After a few miles of travel I finally arrive at the nearby town. I got to the bar that lee was at but it was roped off with police tape. I turn around and notice there is a M.P. van behind me.

Huh, I wonder what's going on

Thats the last time you serve alcohol to a minor.

He looked okay to me

*two more military police come around the corner with two men*

What 'er you lookin' at? STOP LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY!!!

That BASTARD ripped off my arm!!!!!

To my amazment the mans arm is now nothing but a bloody nub.

I told you, this arm belongs to me.

*escorts bloody man into the car* Watch your head sir.

HEY!!!! Let me give you a hand. *hold the mans ripped off arm out to him* HAHAHAHAHAH............bleh *pukes* *falls asleep*

I'll get you for this.

As I watched the scene play out. One thought began to overtake my mind...

Why did they let Lee hang onto the man's arm. You think they would have given it back to the man. :confused:

Well, now I have to fing that gang.

[To Be Continued]

master piece.:D:D i cryed from laughing XD
 

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Bad move.
Scarface will be here, close this thread and infract you for reviving it.
Or he will just report it because he can't do nothing in the FanFic section.
O_O but I was just responding to my good buddy Naruto..'s long awaited comment.

plus someone asked me to read thier fanfic so I said, Fo-get you, and he said common, so I said no way j(accent)ose. Then He said "I'll be your best friend" and I love having new bestest friends to play with my TMNT actionfigures with, so I says okay BUT only if you read my fanfic. so he says Okie dokie (his words not mine). So I made it easier for him to find. there's no law against that, and if there is it should be ammended to include some K.Y jelly because if I'm going to get screwed I'd like it to at least be comfortable.
 
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