XD Hilarious Story!!!!!

Kaneki Kun

Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
Elite
Joined
Nov 26, 2012
Messages
5,019
Reaction score
474
You must be registered for see images



A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties the husband to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants ***, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
 

Joker

Legendary Shinobi 🐸
Supreme
Joined
Jun 25, 2013
Messages
29,426
Reaction score
1,559
Daaaaammmmmnnnn, lmfao. u_u
 

D R E X

Banned
Elite
Joined
Dec 26, 2012
Messages
5,941
Reaction score
644


[video=youtube;C65oaIHsdYM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=C65oaIHsdYM[/video]
 

Yanks

Kage in the Making 👑
Legendary
Joined
Jun 20, 2013
Messages
11,787
Reaction score
822
Lmfao, talk about plot twist
 

Complex

Banned
Legendary
Joined
Mar 16, 2014
Messages
12,071
Reaction score
793
I'm gonna screen shot this XD
 

Yuse

Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
Elite
Joined
Apr 15, 2014
Messages
8,999
Reaction score
230
i guess its funny in a twisted / ironic way
 

Jewjitsu

Sage of Six Posts 🔮
Immortal
Joined
May 30, 2013
Messages
54,532
Reaction score
618
Saw this joke on tv. Hilarious.
 

Cresee

Legendary Shinobi 🐸
Supreme
Joined
Mar 11, 2014
Messages
39,350
Reaction score
1,109
Gwahhahaha :leaf:
 
Top