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TimothyTheTomato

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Omg That's horrible, Maybe you can become an emancipated minor, you are really a better man then me Cause I'd atleast put a roach in her mouth while she sleeps.
 

Braveknight

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you surer she is your mom? how old are you?
 

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Holy shit I lol'ed so hard here...
GG Mom..that's harsh ;P
 

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Ouch. Why would she throw it out?
 

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Stop lying, Fair. :L
 

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I'd say in her face then: You're a fuc*ing retarded b1tch, and and wouldn't speak with her for a really long time. It's not her business if you're watching porn or not, wtf? :|

You can break her car for her birthday, lol. Just kidding ;D
 
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I was in a hostile situation and my mind wasn't thinking right. I told my dad and he laughed and said I'm glad you're not gay if it was porn

GAY?! Watching porn DOESN'T make you gay . Pervert at most..
 

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I am not buying this story . You sound like an angle and your mom like the devil .

"buy her gift" yeah right .

:p
 

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My brother got his computer thrown out of the upstairs window last year lol.
Not for this reason though.
 

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That's why you surf porn in incognito dumbass.
 

Disquiet

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Fair Warning strikes again.
 

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This story is completely legit and totally not made up.
 

Fair Warning

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Edit: laptop is fine just a few broken buttons

Got scolded and the grounding is revoked
 
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