wow mom

[Fair Warning]

So I'm buying her b day gift and she walks in and I shut my laptop really fast.

Already that looks really bad.

So she tells me to open up the laptop and show her

I say the stupidest thing "let me clear my history"

She thinks I'm a porn head so she throws the laptop out the window. $1999 macbook

I was like

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Typing this on my itouch and grounded for two months

 

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Edit: i just found out you're stupid AF you should've pressed Ctrl W if that works.

 

[NarutoB]

No offense but your mom's kind of irrational.

Break a 2000 dollar laptop just because her son might have (but wasn't) watching porn? That's cray cray

 

[DanielSturridge]

That's what you get for living in your mom's basement at the age of 30

 

[Wparker6804]

That sucks, man! Well, laugh your ass of in front of her about how wrong she is if she doesn't listen.

 

[FemmeFatale]

Lmao, nice story

 

[j1388686]

That's what you get for living in your mom's basement at the age of 30

You don't have to be a douche.

OT: That sucks man, have a warranty for it? Just tell the company you "accidentally threw it out the window"

 

[Parrish]

Totally sounds true.

 

[Fair Warning]

No offense but your mom's kind of irrational.

Break a 2000 dollar laptop just because her son might have (but wasn't) watching porn? That's cray cray

A few buttons and the case broke

 

[Zorø]

Lmaoo thats funny your mum thinks you Tank

 

[straightup]

dude even if you were watching porn its just ****ing porn. who cares? would she rather you jerk off to her sweet face and pretty smile?

 

[YokoKurama]

LOL! You should've just said you were buying something for her birthday.

 

[straightup]

i mean.... arent we all just squirrels just trying to get a nut?

 

[dark legion]

she did that just cuz she thought you were watching porno !!!

man, imagine if she thinks that you're F** with a girl !!!! what would she do !!!

 

[Fair Warning]

LOL! You should've just said you were buying something for her birthday.

I was in a hostile situation and my mind wasn't thinking right. I told my dad and he laughed and said I'm glad you're not gay if it was porn

 

[Corgi]

You should've just showed her what you were getting her.

 

[straightup]

she did that just cuz she thought you were watching porno !!!

man, imagine if she thinks that you're F** with a girl !!!! what would she do !!!

throw the girl out of the window

 

[DaVe14]

Damn bruh I know you were hurt! You better go explain to her what you was doing and put her on a guilt trip XD lol damn!!

 

[straightup]

You should've just showed her what you were getting her.

prety sure he was watching porn. i mean if she was making a big deal and he was just looking for a present then he wouldnt have hesitated showing her

 

[DanielSturridge]

would she rather you jerk off to her sweet face and pretty smile?

there are some dysfunctional families where this is the case. I hope the OP doesn't hail from one of them
maybe she was jelly