Would You Rather? (Naruto version!)

[UltraPain]

Made these up for fun. Enjoy!

Would you rather......

1.) Get between Hebi Sasuke attacking Itachi or Choji and his food?

2.) As a male: Go on a date with female Orochimaru or with Chiyo?

3.) As a female: Go on a date with pervy Ebisu or pervy Jiraiya?

4.) Wear a Gai/Lee jumpsuit all day in public or give Tsunade $200 in gambling money?

5.) Babysit a rabid Akamaru or eat Ma and Pa's bug cooking?

6.) Sit in a room with crazed Juugo for an hour or tell Deva Pain you're a jinchuriki?

7.) Call Choji fat or tell Sakura she's ugly?

8.) Have a 15 minute ultimate staring contest against Yamato or read Icha Icha outloud to Kakashi for 30 minutes?

9.) Play chess against Shikamaru or challenge Bee at enka rap?

10.) Constantly smell farts for the rest of your life with a nose like Kiba's or look like Zetsu?

 

[BoBoKittyDuck]

Interesting thread!

1) Between Choji and his food, because i'd rather get punched one time instead of getting mind******.

2) Female Chiyo lol.

3) Pervy Jiraiya all the way.

4) Wear a Gai/Lee jumpsuit because it's sexy!

5) I like puppies so i'll babysit Akamaru.

6) I'd sit with juugo.

7) Call Choji fat and go through a small pipe so he can't chase me!

8) I would read the Icha Icha for Kakashi.

9) Play chess with Shika!

10) I would rather to look like zetsu!

 

[ANiMUS]

Chouji
Chiyo
Jiraiya
$200 cuz I ain't wearing that :stfu:
Babysit Aramark
Pain has rinnegan so he will know I am not a jinchuuriki
Call Chouji fat
Reading Icha Icha seems more fun
I don't rap :|
Buy nose plugs :lol

 

[Ansatsuken]

1. Itachi

2. Chiyo

3. Jiraiya pervy Sage

4. Gave Tsunade $200 gambling money and ask her to give me $2, 000, 000 in return(Win money)

5. Babysit a rabid Akamaru.

6. Tell Deva Pain you're Jinchuriki

7. Tell Sakura she's ugly

8. Read Icha Icha outloud to Kakashi for 30 minutes

9. Play chess with Shikamaru

10. Look like Zetsu

 

[Berner]

I rather watch a non nerfed sasuke vs naruto

or a killing intended itachi

 

[Sasuke tyeezy]

Made these up for fun. Enjoy!

Would you rather......

1.) Get between Hebi Sasuke attacking Itachi or Choji and his food? Chouji because Sasukesama would kill me.

2.) As a male: Go on a date with female Orochimaru or with Chiyo? Oro, he's young and has female parts so.

3.) As a female: Go on a date with pervy Ebisu or pervy Jiraiya? Jiraiya is amusing.

4.) Wear a Gai/Lee jumpsuit all day in public or give Tsunade $200 in gambling money? I don't have 200$ to give so jump suit :T.T:

5.) Babysit a rabid Akamaru or eat Ma and Pa's bug cooking? Akamaru

6.) Sit in a room with crazed Juugo for an hour or tell Deva Pain you're a jinchuriki? Deva has to keep you alive atleast a little while, jugo won't :|.

7.) Call Choji fat or tell Sakura she's ugly? Tell Sakura the ugly truth

8.) Have a 15 minute ultimate staring contest against Yamato or read Icha Icha outloud to Kakashi for 30 minutes? Kaka

9.) Play chess against Shikamaru or challenge Bee at enka rap? Kick bee's ass, bonkayaru konayaro!

10.) Constantly smell farts for the rest of your life with a nose like Kiba's or look like Zetsu? Zetsu is sexc

My answers in the quote.

 

[awesomeseimei]

1.) Better die by Sasuke's hand than be crushed by Choji, I guess

2.) Probably Chiyo, with Oro it's likely to get creepy :|

3.) Jiraiya, he's more fun.

4.) Wear a suit, I need money.

5.) Um, I'd rather eat bugs than contract rabies :|

6.) Is it also certain death scenario? Deva Path I guess.

7.) Again, looks like death either way In real life, I'd never bring myself to say something like that to a person's face, so I don't even know.

8.) Read Icha Icha.

9.) I can't do either so I'd lose too quickly in both cases, but with Shika it'd be less... extreme.

10.) Look like Zetsu.

 

[The Demon Hawk]

Made these up for fun. Enjoy!

Would you rather......

1.) Get between Hebi Sasuke attacking Itachi or Choji and his food?

2.) As a male: Go on a date with female Orochimaru or with Chiyo?

3.) As a female: Go on a date with pervy Ebisu or pervy Jiraiya?

4.) Wear a Gai/Lee jumpsuit all day in public or give Tsunade $200 in gambling money?

5.) Babysit a rabid Akamaru or eat Ma and Pa's bug cooking?

6.) Sit in a room with crazed Juugo for an hour or tell Deva Pain you're a jinchuriki?

7.) Call Choji fat or tell Sakura she's ugly?

8.) Have a 15 minute ultimate staring contest against Yamato or read Icha Icha outloud to Kakashi for 30 minutes?

9.) Play chess against Shikamaru or challenge Bee at enka rap?

10.) Constantly smell farts for the rest of your life with a nose like Kiba's or look like Zetsu?

1. A goofy jokingly serious Choji and his food rather than a crazy obsessed serial killer and his close to completion life ambition. The latter is death guaranteed.

2. WTF? Okay, female Oro. Oro is hot as a female if you remove the thought he was ever a man (because that'd be disturbing).

3. Jiraiya will at least be a good company, a more fun person (have to see from a female's perspective anyway so it's not that easy to decide).

4. Give Tsunade $200 in gambling money instead of wearing an embarrassing looking jumpsuit in public the entire day. Gambling with someone like Tsunade is worth it.

5. Babysit a rabid Akamaru.

6. Sit in a room with crazed Juugo, but for an hour is a bit stretched. Juugo will calm the hell down in 15-20 minutes anyway if I survive long enough. But Deva Pain? Only if I want to die real bad.

7. Call Choji fat, because if I have to insult someone, I'd rather speak the truth than a lie.

8. The latter. Kakashi's reactions would be priceless.

9. Easy choice! Play chess with Shikamaru. It'll be far more productive. I'll improve my intellectual capacity to a considerable extent (that is if I don't get pissed off quickly). I don't rap BTW.

10. Kiba's nose... Because smells are also good, and bad smells don't last forever. Plus, unparalleled tracking.

 

[SatanicGod]

Made these up for fun. Enjoy!

Would you rather......

1.) Get between Hebi Sasuke attacking Itachi or Choji and his food?

2.) As a male: Go on a date with female Orochimaru or with Chiyo?

3.) As a female: Go on a date with pervy Ebisu or pervy Jiraiya?

4.) Wear a Gai/Lee jumpsuit all day in public or give Tsunade $200 in gambling money?

5.) Babysit a rabid Akamaru or eat Ma and Pa's bug cooking?

6.) Sit in a room with crazed Juugo for an hour or tell Deva Pain you're a jinchuriki?

7.) Call Choji fat or tell Sakura she's ugly?

8.) Have a 15 minute ultimate staring contest against Yamato or read Icha Icha outloud to Kakashi for 30 minutes?

9.) Play chess against Shikamaru or challenge Bee at enka rap?

10.) Constantly smell farts for the rest of your life with a nose like Kiba's or look like Zetsu?

1. With Choji it's not a guaranteed death so him
2. Chiyo, snakes horrify me
3. Jiraiya is funny asf
4. Those jumpsuits are amazing
5.I like dogs, so I'll babysit Akamaru
6. Juugo is sexy asf
7. Well Sakura is an ugly pig so...
8. Icha Icha :Sparks:
9. I'm rapping with KB
10. Zetsu is sexy..

 

[UltraPain]

Seriously I've been laughed out loud at these posts. I'm gonna start making more of these thread's cuz everyone's answers are so hilarious haha. Thanks for playing guys.

 

[Blackzoro]

Challenge killer bee in a rap battle

 

[Sloan]

i want to do all of them ahhaahhaah