Would you rather be swallowed whole by an anaconda or mauled by a lion?

[Uzumaki Macho]

Anacondas give me the heebie-jeebies.

 

[Jazzy Stardust]

Anaconda, any mauling is one of the worst ways to die imo.

At least the anaconda paralyzes it's prey with it's venom. A lion would tear your body apart and you'd be conscious for a a good portion of it.

 

[Vapid]

I would make the anaconda deep-throat my anaconda and then give the lion ****. That way, everyone wins.

 

[DarkStar1]

Anaconda, any mauling is one of the worst ways to die imo.

At least the anaconda paralyzes it's prey with it's venom. A lion would tear your body apart and you'd be conscious for a a good portion of it.

Nah, shock would set in and adrenaline pumping would take over after the first serious injury like your arm being torn off or throat slashed. You wouldn't feel much.

Anaconda, however, you would be crushed slowly. Feeling your bones crack and grind together, lungs get punctured, liver crushed, etc before he swallows you. Lion mauling, easy choice.

 

[Turson]

Easy pick. Lions tends to attack the neck of their victims - human neck would snap right away, it would be rather fast death. On the other hand, it would take a while for anakonda to kill you.

 

[Luther]

Why are people picking lion lol? You get eaten i mean eaten bone by bone alive, i rather be swallowed whole and digested, the enzymes should make it fast lol

 

[SnakeSkinBlade]

Anaconda neg diff

 

[Tartarus]

Anaconda I guess. It's basically a paralyzation and strangulation. The death is slower but it's less direct pain.

 

[V h o]

I came into this thread thinking about Nicki minaji video......

OT: Neither but if I had to choose, neither. Seriously fudge that. Nope, abort, fission mailed.