Worst Luck Ever

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What is the worse luck you ever had?

Mine is realizing that my premium ran out today and now I'm stuck with this name. lolz
 

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It was raining vaginas and I was hit in the head by a ****.
 

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It's not such a bad username...
 

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....Love your Username.... This story made it all the better
 

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Today. This morning, I forgot to take a shit before I left the house, so I had to hold it in all day. Then, during second period, I had Team Sports and while playing basketball, too fatasses decide we're playing football instead and one runs into me five times and makes my right arm numb and the other literally becomes a wall when I wasn't looking where I was going while dribbling. To make matters worse, it's like 90 degrees today and the gym didn't have air conditioning, so I'm sweating like a pig in a slaughterhouse. Of course I changed out of my gym clothes, but I couldn't stop sweating till about third period, so I'm stuck in a wet shirt for at least four more hours and I have lunch next. I couldn't get lunch cuz standing in line made me uncomfortable. A friend bought me popcorn chicken, but I was still starving till I got home and ate dinner, which was broccoli and fish, which I don't particularly enjoy.
 

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One day I was driving on the interstate at 8:00 am during rush hour traffic. Traffic was backed up bumper to bumper. Between two busy on-ramps my car died in the left hand lane. For the next 2 hours my car brought the left lane to a stop. Cars driving by were shouting at me to move my car to the side of the road; as if I could stop 3 lanes of traffic to push my car across the interstate. Eventually a cop pulled up behind me to help me move my car. He got out of his car and stopped all 3 lanes of traffic while I put my car in neutral and steered it across the interstate. Then I had to pay to get my car towed to a mechanics shop. Not a good start to the day to say the least.
 

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Today. This morning, I forgot to take a shit before I left the house, so I had to hold it in all day. Then, during second period, I had Team Sports and while playing basketball, too fatasses decide we're playing football instead and one runs into me five times and makes my right arm numb and the other literally becomes a wall when I wasn't looking where I was going while dribbling. To make matters worse, it's like 90 degrees today and the gym didn't have air conditioning, so I'm sweating like a pig in a slaughterhouse. Of course I changed out of my gym clothes, but I couldn't stop sweating till about third period, so I'm stuck in a wet shirt for at least four more hours and I have lunch next. I couldn't get lunch cuz standing in line made me uncomfortable. A friend bought me popcorn chicken, but I was still starving till I got home and ate dinner, which was broccoli and fish, which I don't particularly enjoy.
Don't leave us with a cliffhanger, did you take a shit when you came back home? XD

One day I was driving on the interstate at 8:00 am during rush hour traffic. Traffic was backed up bumper to bumper. Between two busy on-ramps my car died in the left hand lane. For the next 2 hours my car brought the left lane to a stop. Cars driving by were shouting at me to move my car to the side of the road; as if I could stop 3 lanes of traffic to push my car across the interstate. Eventually a cop pulled up behind me to help me move my car. He got out of his car and stopped all 3 lanes of traffic while I put my car in neutral and steered it across the interstate. Then I had to pay to get my car towed to a mechanics shop. Not a good start to the day to say the least.
Wow wtf, this why I only have my g1 and not my g2 :p Driving seems like a betch, especially with all the accidents I hear on the news in my area.
 

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Sat down the kids to tell them how I met their mother. Took way longer than expected.
 

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A problem in a nerve in my back made me suffer for years .
 

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Dat name and avatar combo XD
 

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I know I was already thinking about that to myself, and I was like damn hypemaster's just had the worst luck of all, and what a coincidence! U actually made a thread about it lol

OT: when it took me at least more then 6 days to download GTA 4 on my mac, and then I figure out its the wrong format. I had some worst luck at times, but I'm mentioning this since it just flew into my mind..
 
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i decided not to bash this kids skull into the wall and now i'm seen as no bite now

the threat of jail stopped me
 

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just me constantly triping and having a hard time making my phones last more than a few w/o droping it
 
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