Worst joke competition. can you do it ? +Rep if you Join.

[lol99]

women rights.

i hope no girls are reading this thread xd

 

[Like I Care]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

dafuq lmao

 

[TheDreamShark]

why was the chef arrested?

he was caught BEATING an egg!!

heheh.... im so lonely :U_U:

 

[-S-]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Damn

 

[killa sage]

a blind man saw me stealing

 

[DeathByHugs]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.

 

[wridacule]

yo mamma aint got no legs and still be trying to get me to kick it with her

 

[markdabomb22]

women rights.

Rofl xd

 

[Like I Care]

a blind man saw me stealing

:rofl:

 

[lol99]

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you?

btw how about practical jokes? xd

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[HashiramaDescendant]

Tobi is Obito.

 

[Tsuki]

here's a bad joke

-have you heard of those idiots who said "no"?
-no
-here we go :insert troll face:

 

[Sasuke ninja way]

Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale.

 

[zenkutsu]

the new greatest book: I gotta go to the bathroom
written by: willy makit
co-written by: betty wont

two guys walk into a bar and the third guy ducks

Hickory dickory dock
two mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and the other one got away

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger
then it hit me

 

[xBijuu]

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

 

[Arcaneos510X]

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?
Kara-tea.

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber.

these i like...

 

[Like I Care]

hahaha keep coming guys i love it.
i will be back in short time

 

[wridacule]

whats big and pink and sometimes had rocks in it?
rick james' lips :|
R.I.P.

 

[zenkutsu]

barack obama was having a party with strippers, bill clinton and George bush.
the importance of commas

a teacher writes on the board "a woman without her man is nothing" he asks little susie to add the correct punctuation marks
Little susie walks up and writes "a woman, without her, man is nothing"

 

[Tsuki]

-do you want me to make you laugh
-ok bring it on
-...laugh!
-haahahahahahahaa

>.<

Edit: @above post: :rofl: that's boss! :rofl: