World Wide Web - OriginZ

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<div class="bbWrapper"><div style="text-align: center"><div class="messageHide messageHide--image"> You must be registered for see images </div><br /> <div class="bbCodeSpoiler"> <button type="button" class="bbCodeSpoiler-button button" data-xf-click="toggle" data-xf-init="tooltip" title="Click to reveal or hide spoiler"><span class="button-text"> <span>Spoiler</span> </span></button> <div class="bbCodeSpoiler-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--spoiler"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="messageHide messageHide--image"> You must be registered for see images </div><br /> <br /> i spent a lot of time on this shit u better rep it</div> </div> </div> </div></div><br /> <br /> A couple thousands years b.c., soon after man evolved from monkey <br /> <br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b><span style="color: Purple">Half-naked dude:</span>Hey</b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: DarkOrange">Half naked black dude:Youuuuuu’</span></b><br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b>HND: ._. … What is up , nigger ?</b></span><br /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><b>HNBD:Noffa’ Much , dawg.</b></span><br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b>HND: Dude, I feel like inventing something </b></span><br /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><b>HNBD:Why?</b></span><br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b>HND:To make the world better.</b></span><br /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><b>HNBD:What fo’ ?Ish kewl as it ish…Our cocks stare at da sun all day lung…our livez rulz</b></span> <br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b>HND:Excuse me ?</b></span><br /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><b>HNDB:Neva Mind…Saw , wha do you wantz to invent ? </b></span><br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b>HND:I was thinking…maybe some sort of link between us and the people from far away.You know , like we could text something on that stone, and it would appear on someone else’s stone.</b></span><br /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><b>HNDB:Watchndlearnz</b></span> *grabs nail and stone and texts ‘U Sook Beeg Bolz’ on a rock.*<br /> Then , throws the stone across the ocean, 5 meters away*<br /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><b>HNDB: Damn! Da wuz a h3ll of a stone.</b></span><br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b>HND:No , dude I don’t mean like that. Like displaying your message , without wasting a stone , you know, like Instan Message .</b></span><br /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><b>HNDB:Instant Message….IM Dawg ... oooh tha soundz kewl.</b></span><br /> <span style="color: Purple">HND:Yeah , well figure out a way how we can do it</span> <br /> <br /> <br /> ***3 years later*** <br /> <br /> <br /> The two dudes , stand in front of a huge stone, tied to another little stone by a bamboo root .<br /> <br /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><b>HNBD:Soooooou , wuz the little guy there called ? </b></span><br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b>HND:It’s a mouse…we can use it to do most of the stuff with this</b></span> <br /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><b>HNDB:Awwwwww, I get it , I get it , a mauz…So we gunna test it ? </b></span><br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b>HND:Leave it to me…</b></span><br /> HND grabs the mouse and slams it to the ground once.Than, the text is displayed on a nearby rock <br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b>HND:Succes!It worked!</b></span><br /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><b>HNBD:Yay…Sooo what now </b></span><br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b>HND:Now we spread this throughout the world</b></span><br /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><b>HNDB:Saw haw ar wee gonna coll eet ? </b></span><br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b>HND:hmmm…how about world wide web ?</b></span> <br /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><b>HNDB:Why world wide web ? </b></span><br /> <span style="color: Purple"><b>HND:Because it fits , you </b></span><span style="font-size: 15px">N</span>o<span style="font-size: 15px">O</span>ccurrence<span style="font-size: 15px">O</span>f<span style="font-size: 15px">B</span>rains<br /> <br /> <br /> <b>Alright so now you have been explained the origins of WWW , you have met the very first noob.But the history of world wide web is far from over...In the next chapter you will find otu how it influenced the greeko-persian wars, how it helped king leonidas find a hot wife, and many others... </b></div>
 
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