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~Faust, boy that never stops smoking was wandering around in crude wildernesses without having smoked anything for 3 minutes~
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- Where did Faust end up?~Faust, boy that never stops smoking was wandering around in crude wildernesses without having smoked anything for 3 minutes~
Faust thinking: GOD! My hands can't stop the shaking. . . G...O...T...T...O...S...M...O...K...E...S...O...M...E...T...H...I...N...G
~Faust rips off a piece of his shirt and wraps it around a dead squirrel and lights it~
Faust: Yeah. . . That's what I love. . . Tastes like meat... A bit bitter and smells like smoke. . .
Faust: Wai- Wait! Is that a house or am I high already?
Faust: It's a house! Menthol Cigarettes and Weed!
~Faust runs to the house and knocks the door~
Faust: Knock Knock?
~Faust knocks the door and a panel from door slides away, showing pair of eyes~
???: Who goes there?
Faust: Boo
???: Boo Who?
Faust: There's no need to cry, mate.
???: F***! You got me again as always, Faust.
Faust: Hold on a sec. . . You're Ben!
Ben: Yeah. Last time we saw you used me to run away from Kirigakure ninjas.
Faust: Oh the golden memories. . . Anyways aren't you going to invite me in and be rude?
Ben: As much as I'd love to do so Emperor doesn't turn anyone away from his door.
~Ben opens the door that leads to a staircase that goes deep beneath surface. When the two follow the staircases it leads them to gigantic hall filled with Kirigakure ninjas that are having a banquet~
Akiza: Welcome back, Ben. I see that you brought a friend with him.
Ben: Yeah, he's one of my old friends. Anyways, Faust. Stay away from the Akiza and her ''darkside''.
~Ben and Faust keep walking between multiple tables filled with Kirigakured ninjas celebrating something~
Flaw: ...and I was like shit, sherlock. Faggots like you should stop living and go die somewhere. That's the moment when he dropped a load into his pants...
Other Kirigakure ninjas: Hahahaha! You're the best, Flaw.
Ben: That's Flaw. He is the most foulmouthed ninja in whole Kirigakure and for some reason everyone admires him.
~Ben and Faust keep on walking until they reach end of the hall that's filled with Throne and two tables~
Ben: Over there's Izuna Uchiha. The rumors say that he took out one of his own comrades over Seven Swordsmen sword and There's Nadare. He is the one who had the Seven Swordsmen sword before Izuna.
Emperor: Ben! You're back... and I see that you brought a friend with you!
Ben: Yeah, we're old ''friends''.
Emperor: He must be hungry and the reason that he's here is that he wants to join Kirigakure.
Faust: Actually-
~Ben punches Faust before he can say anything~
Ben: Yeah, that's why he is here. But unlike others he doesn't eat just anything. He gets his energy from Smoking, You know. He is able to turn Nicotine into energy that he uses to keep on living.
Emperor: Then bring us multiple cigarettes and now we will have a toast for our new comrade!
~Emperor snaps his fingers and whole hall gets quiet~
Emperor: Today we have gathered here to celebrate like we always do and to welcome our new comrade who has just joined us. His name is Faust and he loves smoking, So let's all have a toast for this newcomer!
~People in the hall raise their glasses of bear up and start celebrating~
Kirigakure ninjas: Welcome, Faust
Flaw: Welcome, Faggot.
Emperor: And now may the banquet continue!
End of the chapter.
Author notes: Yeah, Emperor's the king on this chapter along with Faust. I added Akiza and few others to this fanfic. Please Rep, criticize and comment this fanfiction chapter. It's kinda short because I am leaving much more details about Kirigakure for future.
