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- Where did Ingwer go?~Ingwer collapses on road that takes him to Konohagakure without him knowing that~
Ingwer thinking: Dammit. I don't have anymore strength to move. . . I must get up before it becomes dark. Otherwise I'll be raped by animals that live in this forest.
~Ingwer gets up and starts walking along the road. . . Slooooowlyyyyyy. After wandering around three hours Ingwer stops and watches at sky~
Ingwer: F***! I wasn't fast enough. Now I'm stuck in this forest for whole night. . . I wonder if Law and Faust are okay.
~A sound of twig breaking comes from bush nearby but Ingwer can't hear it because he is in ''Emo-ish'' state of mind~
???: Aaaarghhghghghghiheghghhnyaaahooooooooorghhh!
~A shady person at Ingwer runs from bushes~
Ingwer: SHIT! There comes an animal!
~Ingwer holds a twig and points it at the person that's running at him that stops running at him~
???: Finally! A person! Do you know how long it took for me to find people in this forest? Ages I tell you!
~Ingwer takes alook at shady creature that's in front of him. After 5 seconds he realizes that it's a man - naked man that's in front of me~
Ingwer: O____O Erm.... How did you end up here and why are you naked?
???: Oh yeah... I didn't introduce myself to you yet. My name's Dan but people call me Pervy for some reason. I was going to visit my bride but I was attacked by group of homeless people and they stole my clothes. That explains the whole reason why our Village calls this forest ''The forest of living Homeless''.
Ingwer: Okay... How long does it take to travel to your village?
~Pervy points at big gate 12 meters behind him~
Pervy: I can take you to my house where you'll get some food. . . Only on one condition
Ingwer: And that is?
Pervy: You see that I'm naked and all. People in my village wouldn't look too good at me if I would walk naked in the streets.
~Pervy undresses Ingwer and they walk at the village~
Gate guard: Good evening, Pervy-Sama. I see that you've brought a friend here with you.
Pervy: Yeah, I just met him at the forest. He seems like a nice guy to me.
~Pervy and Ingwer pass through the gates and walk along the main avenue~
People on street: Gosh. Look at that young nudist. I wonder if he's exhibitionist.
~Ingwer blushes and starts walking faster. After 14 minutes of walking they come to Pervy's house~
Pervy: Here we are. I'll introduce you to my wife and I offer you some food and place to sleep.
Ingwer: All right! It's been so long since I last slept on bed
~Pervy and Ingwer step in the house where a maid is waiting them~
???: Pervyyy. . . What took you so long? I was getting worried
Pervy: Chill out, Nexus. I was only attacked by homeless people and I met this Jolly good chap - Ingwer. He's going to live here for awhile and join our village ~Wink~
Nexus: Ingwer, Would you want anything to eat? I have some food ready at kitchen.
Ingwer: No thanks. I'm not hungry anymore. I'm off to sleep anyways.
Pervy: 2nd room on left, next to bathroom. You can't miss it.
~Ingwer runs to upstairs and goes to bed~
Ingwer thinking: Has Pervy realized that his ''wife'' is really a male? Anyways I'm off to sleep now. I hope that Faust and Law are okay.
~End of the chapter~
Author notes: Yeah this chapter is pretty random. Ingwer got his own chapter and so will Faust get. Next chapter will be made from Faust's adventure that leads him to Kirigakure. I was pretty busy preparing this so it is abit short. Anyways please rep and leave your valuable comments, thank you.
