Working out is overrated.

[From the Dark Spire]

What do you mean?

Yes! I'm not a meanie so I won't say anything horrible! I have a feeling you're not bad looking tho....so just show us your "incomplete" version for now

Well considering I was hit by a car going at 45 miles per hour WHILE on my bike riding, and we COLLIDED, It pretty much destroyed my superior good looks. Basically I flew, landed on my face, and knee. A normal mortal would've perished, however, I survived.

It caused me to stop working out for a year..

Don't worry mortals, for you see the wounds, have ALL healed.. it's just I haven't worked out in a long time, so I look like a stick, I'm still fairly attractive, as some females say, although I don't see why, because I'm not complete.

 

[The Big Boss]

(Honestly, I'm not half bad myself, but I won't post a pic.............not yet at least. Let's just say........I'm not yet "complete")

what the hell are you, the ten tailed beast.

 

[avenged sevenfold]

amen to that brother

 

[DrProof]

Well considering I was hit by a car going at 45 miles per hour WHILE on my bike riding, and we COLLIDED, It pretty much destroyed my superior good looks. Basically I flew, landed on my face, and knee. A normal mortal would've perished, however, I survived.

It caused me to stop working out for a year..

Don't worry mortals, for you see the wounds, have ALL healed.. it's just I haven't worked out in a long time, so I look like a stick, I'm still fairly attractive, as some females say, although I don't see why, because I'm not complete.

Ah I see. Lol "normal mortal" .

what the hell are you, the ten tailed beast.

I died.

 

[From the Dark Spire]

what the hell are you, the ten tailed beast.

Hahahahah, why yes, yes I am. hahaha.

 

[From the Dark Spire]

Ah I see. Lol "normal mortal" .

I died.

Well, If I show myself, will you promise not to laugh at my pitiful state?

 

[Chibiusa]

what the hell are you, the ten tailed beast.

I died.

I literally died as well...this guy is hilarious

Dark Spire, fine you get a pass this time

 

[DrProof]

Well, If I show myself, will you promise not to laugh at my pitiful state?

Nah man you're straight.

 

[The Big Boss]

thank you chibi usa

 

[The Big Boss]

Ah I see. Lol "normal mortal" .

I died.

wtf i wrote 3 jokes, 1 was over the top, 2 pridefull, 3rd joke was simple, thats what made you die, im might retire lol i lost my touch

 

[DrProof]

wtf i wrote 3 jokes, 1 was over the top, 2 pridefull, 3rd joke was simple, thats what made you die, im might retire lol i lost my touch

It's those simple ones that give the best reactions.

 

[From the Dark Spire]

Nah man you're straight.

Thank you then... hahahah.

 

[The Big Boss]

Well, If I show myself, will you promise not to laugh at my pitiful state?

god damn ,now you think you're obito

 

[The Big Boss]

It's those simple ones that give the best reactions.

joke-wise ,everyone has there own likes, now i know yours, no homo

 

[From the Dark Spire]

god damn ,now you think you're obito

Hahah yep, I'm all the badass characters put into one.

(I'm just kidding guys, I'm not half bad, the only reason I don't show my pic is because I don't know how to really upload it in the thread. telling me these links and stuff. BUT I really did get hit by a car, that's the truth, so I wasn't able to work out as much, trying to get that 8 pack baby!)

 

[Cloudbuster]

D: can someone teach me how to lose weight. I don't want to be obese anymore.

I have a wonderful way to loose weight I tested myself. It's called being broke.

 

[The Big Boss]

Thank you then... hahahah.

Nah man you're a 180 degree angle

 

[Strawberry]

bro do you even eat?

this is warm up

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but naw the gym is awesome

 

[jiraiya lives]

working out is overrated?...pff, you tripping proof...im hard bodied baby

 

[The Big Boss]

I have a wonderful way to loose weight I tested myself. It's called being broke.

it's called being homeless