wooing methods?

uchiahjay

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for the gentlemen in the house, this is how its done. Just walk up to her and say this

Boy- babe, i want us to do that thing men and women do

Girl- what thing

Boy- you know, that that thing that that brought you to earth

Girl- huh?

Boy- if you like, i'l write the instructuons down, or give you some websites

Girl- get away from me, before i call the cops.

Boy- ehhhh, who needs you anyways.

Lol ok seriously, Im sorry people, its been long since i came here dunno what the problem was, but i could not log in, but it seems to be all good now, and honestly i have nothing to post for now, but my woo method is hot right, tell me how its done in your place?
 

Waltz

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You ok bro? i mean upstairs?

this is how you do it:

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Out Of Ctrl

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I'll use this method next time I'm at a club. Thanks mate wish me luck.
 

yondaime4

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Nah man when u meet a girl u go B%#@& i want sum waffle fries and a dr pepper
 

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Just be honest.. LOL JOKES that is bullshit, honesty gets you know where with women. Play into their perfect stereotype. But don't be too nice, you don't wanna be greeted by the friendzone
 

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This is how the shy guys do it:
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Anorien16

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Compliments . . . . they are still the best since Jurassic Age
 

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Get them fired up, and irritable. Or ignore them until they demand your attention, then give in and you have fireworks!
 

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There are many ways to achieve this. Through many different emotions too. I prefer honesty and comedy though.
 

Shinobi Train

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Umm...wtf? I've already explained too many times about the bar. If you're too young to go into a bar, then spend the time up till then preparing yourself. Part of the reason girls seem more attractive and less interested in the opposite gender is because they've been working since a very young age at learning how to win the war. Women will not admit this to anyone, partially because they don't even realize it, but they are far more interested in guys than guys are in them. In fact, women go to extreme lengths just to attract men; but they've worked so hard at it that they expect the men to also have put in some effort.

So when a girl sees this, all they're thinking is "really?"

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What they're expecting to find is this.

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When you make yourself look like this, words become useless...you don't need a pick up line, you don't need to show off, all you need to do is show up, and they'll hit on you. ;)
 

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Umm...wtf? I've already explained too many times about the bar. If you're too young to go into a bar, then spend the time up till then preparing yourself. Part of the reason girls seem more attractive and less interested in the opposite gender is because they've been working since a very young age at learning how to win the war. Women will not admit this to anyone, partially because they don't even realize it, but they are far more interested in guys than guys are in them. In fact, women go to extreme lengths just to attract men; but they've worked so hard at it that they expect the men to also have put in some effort.

So when a girl sees this, all they're thinking is "really?"

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What they're expecting to find is this.

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When you make yourself look like this, words become useless...you don't need a pick up line, you don't need to show off, all you need to do is show up, and they'll hit on you. ;)

Lol as a girl, you got us almost nailed~ Just look tidied up, and you have no idea how more of an improvement that is.
 

Shinobi Train

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Lol as a girl, you got us almost nailed~ Just look tidied up, and you have no idea how more of an improvement that is.

I'm just glad there aren't many guys that know this, it makes the ones that do stand out. xd It also says that the person has respect for those around them by not appearing as a slob. xd
 
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