Woman married to the Eiffel Tower

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And having an affair with the Golden Gate Bridge, well, this is surreal...

[video=youtube;yXlaS_jYBFQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXlaS_jYBFQ&list=FLyG-d9quNAQB67mHOHRnnmQ&index=19[/video]
 

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I have a confession to make: I'm in a committed relationship w/ the Washington monument, but I've been having an affair w/ the Lincoln memorial, I never meant to hurt anyone
 

SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO

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I have a confession to make: I'm in a committed relationship w/ the Washington monument, but I've been having an affair w/ the Lincoln memorial, I never meant to hurt anyone

I can just imagine the divorce settlement cost
 

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Wait.... Did she just say she was going to masturbate with that giant chunk of metal?
Dude this is 2013.
You need to keep up with all the changes.
Dildo's are out, giant chunks of metal from bridges are in :rofl:
 
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