Woman gets pregnant by squid

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A 63 year old woman 'becomes pregnant in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari.

  • Woman was 'eating when she felt a prickling sensation in her mouth'
  • She was chewing 'sperm sacks', which forcefully shoot sperm
  • Sperm in turn try to embed themselves when they land
  • But have no fear in the West... Squid's internal organs are (generally) removed before serving

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what the heck??
lol uhhh.... :sy:
 

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well you just ruined calamari for me..
 

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The lady trippin xd
 

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When I read the title of your thread, I thought it was going to be some BS National Enquirer type story about a half human, half squid hybrid.
 

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LOL Never eat raw fish... :rofl:
 

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wow weird stuff so a women gets her mouth impregnated by a squid and there is a man who has a 100 pound trunk :eek: .... mothernature must have some pretty off days sometimes
 
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god that's disgusting.
 
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LOL Never eat raw fish... :rofl:

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The article said it was cooked and squids are cephalopods, not fish... Just giving you a hard time.
 

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you cant get pregnant in the mouth lol...

someone failed health ed back in high school
 

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my initial response

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haha. Calamari was always nice to eat! Key word there "was"
 
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