[CJ] With the Pervy Sage

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Vex walks across the training field, a scroll in his hands. He has a hood worn, and his face is covered. He wears the hooded atire of a missing shinobi.
"I've finally arrived"
 

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*Jiraiya crashes into the ground ungracefully arriving infront of the hooded man. He gets up slowly coughing and brushing himself down*

What?
 

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"M-my roof o_o. Why couldn't you just use the front door like a normal person?"
 

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"M-my roof o_o. Why couldn't you just use the front door like a normal person?"

Jiraiyas face turns to you with an look of intensity. He does a flip backwards onto your table kicking a few things off, braking like a 3000 year old vase and a family photo. He makes the most weird pose you could imagine...

I am no normal person... i'm one of the great legendary Sannin!!!! I'm the pimping...... Jiraiiiiyyyyaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

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"Those were priceless! :| that vase was made by my father, founder of Sabretooth. It has a lot of worth old man! And that photo was from the first master, and the founding of the guild.."

A vein begins to throb on Vex's forehead, he appears pretty pissed. His chakra begins to gather beneath his clothing, white and powerful. It builds up to the point that it causes waves of air to blast from his body. His hair stands on end, and his tattoos glow menacingly.

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"Those were priceless! :| that vase was made by my father, founder of Sabretooth. It has a lot of worth old man! And that photo was from the first master, and the founding of the guild.."

A vein begins to throb on Vex's forehead, he appears pretty pissed. His chakra begins to gather beneath his clothing, white and powerful. It builds up to the point that it causes waves of air to blast from his body. His hair stands on end, and his tattoos glow menacingly.

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Jiraiya starts to look concerned when he sees whats open on your computer in the background, he pushes you out of the way running to the screen, dribbling and his nose starts to bleed in pervy anime fasion.

You dirty dog you!!!
 

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O_O
With the blink of an eye Vex's anger vanishes.
"Uh that's...just uh..well not really sure how that got there. Must have been Penguin on the computer >_>."
Stammering through various excuses, Vex coughs before saying:
"*Ahem* anyways, what are you doing here Jiraiya?"
 

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Huh? Oh yeah... training? What were were gonna learn here?
 

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How to be a dragon slayer! :T_T:
 

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Oh ds sealing xd

Draw a symbol in your mouth, create the seal and say when you're ready
 

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*draws a special seal on my mouth*

Vex begins to speak eagerly with his tongue still in his mouth, making his speech distorted.

"Lipe dis?"
 
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