Taijustu, otherwise known as body arts, is one of the three basic ninja skills, alongside with Genjutsu and Ninjutsu. It is pretty much the least taxing one of the three, chakra wise at least. It enables the user to utilise their body to properly fight. Advanced forms of taijutsu involve implementing elemental chakra, empowering attacks as a result while also adding elemental implications in some cases. The creme de la creme of taijutsu is/are the eight inner gates, or taijutsu being used by myself. The kaguyas are a clan known to be proficient in utilising taijutsu, the Hyugas are as well, although they use gentle fist and we aint for that life. Notable taijutsu users are that crippled kid and his mentally crippled mid-life-crisis-suffering master.
*Perform adequate warmup and stretching.* <- Consisted of Dynamic Stretching, laps, deep tissue tai massage, and wearing the horrendous green track suit.
*With the outright smugness of my proclaimed sensei, I genuinely begin to get more irked, to add on to that, he made me go to the jutsu list myself, as such, I facepalm the **** outta myself, releasing some of the stress as a result.*
You will be the death of me son.
*I then throw a flash bomb behind me, blinding your petty self, wish I could blind myself so i dont see that ugly ass face. With you blinded, I run and take a crouching position behind you, with my hands forming the tiger hand seals I begin thrusting my hand upwards, aiming at your skinny ass, but just before contact is made I realise how gay the situation is and proclaim OH HELL NAH, WHERE MY BHRIS AT and summon LoK who immediately shouts and sends you forward via a shockwave, then, via one of his broken methods, he reappears before you and delivers a straight punch, for once, and hitting your head and leaving a bump, punishing your ass for being an incompetent teacher. He then disappears, leaving the smell of weed, adding more of it into the area. Now I know why it's called a green suit, yfm.*
(Sennen Goroshi) - 1000 Years Of Death
Rank:E
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:5(apply damage cost for kunai and explosives separately if either or both are used with this jutsu)
Description:The user makes the sign of the tiger and force able punches it into the enemy's behind.
(Ai no Ikkatsu) Love Roar
Type: Offensive
Rank: E-Rank
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 5
Damage: 10
Description: Oh no, Chris has lost his temper! It's probably Negative Knight failing to do his work again. All is good though, you can now summon him to vent his anger onto your opponent! Chris will begin by yelling "YOU FOOL!" so loud that it will produce a sound wave to knock the opponent back. He will then magically appear next to the opponent as the extent of his rage knows no bounds. For the finishing move, he will slam his fist onto the opponent's head, creating a shockwave and leaving a large bump on the opponent's head as he vanishes, leaving behind the smell of fresh weed. How many victims will end up with bumps on their head until Negative Knight finally gets what he deserves?
Note: A-Rank if used against Negative Knight.
(Men-Hirate) - Facepalm
Type: Supplementary
Rank: E
Range: Short
Chakra: 5
Damage: 10 (to self)
Description: "Dear Lord, I can't stand it anymore!" There are so many absurdities and absolutely preposterous happenings in the Ninja World every day and all the frustration and sighing must go somewhere. Thus, as a result, the user of this jutsu slaps his forehead with one hand (probably with dominant for more effect), resulting in something like a "wake-up" call. The quick, yet effective pain will allow much of the grievances to go away as blood would rush quickly to the affected area and the user would be forced to focus upon it, forgetting all of his worries for just a slight moment. Of course, this can happen in a fraction of a second, or a long facepalm can do as well. And on a more battle-related note, most fights cause much anxiety and stress because we often struggle for our lives on a daily basis, so this would help relieve such psychological impacts and clear the user's mind in combat in order to make improved rational decisions.
Note: Courtesy of Adachi
Gangeki) - Rock Attack
Rank: D
Type: Attack
Range: Short
Chakra cost: N/A
Damage points: 20
Description: The user will strike their opponent with a strong punch to the chest
Kodzuku) Punch
Type: Offensive
Rank: D
Range: Short
Chakra: N/A
Damage: 20
Description: One of the simplest moves in Taijutsu, the user will simply use one of his hands to deliver a simple punch by clenching his fist and swinging his arm. The user is free to do variations of a basic frontal punch and the technique though simple, can be deadly for strong users.
(Hirateuchi) Slap
Type: Offensive
Rank: D
Range: Short
Chakra: N/A
Damage: 20
Description: One of the simplest moves in Taijutsu, the user will simply hit the opponent with an open hand, slapping him. It can also be used for defensive purposes to slap incoming limbs or weapons.
Asshō) - Pressure Palm
Rank: C
Type: Attack
Range: Short
Chakra cost: N/A
Damage points: 30
Description: The user strikes their opponent with a downwards thrust striking them to the floor.
(Shōgekishō) - Upwards Attacking Palm
Rank: C
Type: Attack
Range: Short
Chakra cost: N/A
Damage points: 30
Description: The user strikes their opponent with an upwards thrust into the abdomen lifting them into the air.
(Hōshō) - Crumbling Palm
Rank: C
Type: Attack
Range: Short
Chakra cost: N/A
Damage points: 30
Description: The user strikes the opponent with a forwarding palm thrust.
Rakanken) - Nirvana Fist
Rank: C
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost: N/A
Damage Points: 30
Description: A powerful shoulder smash followed by a strong punch.
(Shubi Kurēn) Defensive Crane
Type: Defensive/Offensive
Rank: C
Range: Short
Chakra: N/A
Damage: 30
Description: A very advanced and complex defensive form, the Defensive Crane allows the user to divert the path of incoming attacks with the back of his hands, using circular and wide movements that expand outwards. He can intercept weapons or incoming taijutsu attacks. The technique is best used when facing an opposing Taijutsu move by diverting the incoming limb to one side and combo the defensive stance with an attack, exploiting the opening created.
(Appākatto) Uppercut
Rank: C
Type: Offensive
Range: Short
Chakra cost: N/A
Damage points: 30
Description: The user strikes the enemy with a powerful rising uppercut, sending him hurling backwards.
Daburufisuto) Double Fist
Rank: C
Type: Offensive
Range: Short
Chakra cost: N/A
Damage points: 30
Description: The user punches the target with both fist into the chest with enough force to knock him down or send him flying backwards.
So these are similar and can be somewhat grouped together. I want you to go through them, I guess in a manner similar like you did before, but with much less sass and *****iness
