wisdom you should have while on the internet

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ok so i made this becuse people on the internet are stupid plain and simple.
so youre new to the internet and dont know much well here are a few things you should know about the internet.this video is about cyber bullying but its done by someone that has actualy been on the internet and knows what the internet is like and trust me what he says when he is summerizing the internet is TRUTH so you would be wise to listen

so now that you know what people on the internet here are things you should never do
1.never make a video if you have a big ego.

2.never record youreself singing .

3.never make a video in which you get mad over anything.

if you brake rules 1,2 or 3 you will likely be trolled or people make fun of you(same thing).And if you do NEVER make a video response to all the trolls or this will be you



4.never go to lemonadeparty.org
5.abandon all morals if you ever go to 4chan or 9gag
6.if you ever go to a chat site were you chat with random people that annonymose. don't go looking for women there are none if they say they are there is a 70% chance you will be trolled.
7.the rule known as rule 34 claims that if it exsists there is porn of it... its true trust me i checked.
8.you can't get 4 inchis in 4 weeks
9.there are no hot singles looking for you in the area.
10.surveys that say they take 5 minutes will take far more.
11.a VERY large sum of people on the internet are trolls
12.you are not the 1 milllionth vistor there is no free ipad.
13.never trust everthing you hear on the internet-Abraham Lincoln
 

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ok so i made this becuse people on the internet are stupid plain and simple.
so youre new to the internet and dont know much well here are a few things you should know about the internet.this video is about cyber bullying but its done by someone that has actualy been on the internet and knows what the internet is like and trust me what he says when he is summerizing the internet is TRUTH so you would be wise to listen

so now that you know what people on the internet here are things you should never do
1.never make a video if you have a big ego.

2.never record youreself singing .

3.never make a video in which you get mad over anything.

if you brake rules 1,2 or 3 you will likely be trolled or people make fun of you(same thing).And if you do NEVER make a video response to all the trolls or this will be you



4.never go to lemonadeparty.org
5.abandon all morals if you ever go to 4chan or 9gag
6.if you ever go to a chat site were you chat with random people that annonymose. don't go looking for women there are none if they say they are there is a 70% chance you will be trolled.
7.the rule known as rule 34 claims that if it exsists there is porn of it... its true trust me i checked.
8.you can't get 4 inchis in 4 weeks
9.there are no hot singles looking for you in the area.
10.surveys that say they take 5 minutes will take far more.
11.a VERY large sum of people on the internet are trolls
12.you are not the 1 milllionth vistor there is no free ipad.
13.never trust everthing you hear on the internet-Abraham Lincoln

9.there are no hot singles looking for you in the area

no hot singles looking for you in the area

no hot singles looking for you

no hot singles

Why would Google lie like that?
 

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Hahaha i have to agree. Youtubers are the easiest targets for trolling on the internet.
 

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lol, 9gag sucks, but you cannot put it in the same thing as 4chan that site posts CP and gore...
 

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Ladies and gents...Chris Rock:

"I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no *** in the Champagne Room.. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne.. you want ***
And there's NO ***.. in the Champagne Room

Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those niggaz waitin outside with guns?
They know you ain't got one..
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's da*n near 40
Take off that silly-a** hat
The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that shit
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no ***, in the Champagne Room

If a homeless person.. has a funny sign..
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny

If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your di**

If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your di**

Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die f**kin

No one goes to Hooters for wings

If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no *** in the Champagne Room
NONE
 

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haha 9gag can not be compared to 4chan
 
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