Why Some Japanese Young People Have No Interest in ***

Maina Deah

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"This nation might eventually perish into extinction!"

It’s no secret that Japan is currently experiencing a bit of trouble in the bedroom. Earlier this year, a survey indicating that a 1/3rd of young people in Japan have no interest in *** or relationships made world headlines. Even scarier, the number of people said to be dropping out of one of nature’s most basic drives (can you imagine having no interest in food, for example?) seem to be increasing annually.

It matters because without a bit of repopulation and parenthood in the cards, Japan’s future looks about as bright as a barren wasteland, full of old people who need taking care of and no one around to do the jobs.

The big question now is…WHY are young people turning away from *** ? Dr. Kunio Kitamura, practicing physician and author of many books on *** health and reproduction, interviewed some of his patients and published some of the answers in his new book "Young People Averse to ***".

The Japan Times summarizes the responses of some of the male patients below:

"I don't do *** because I can't get married in the end" — due to not having a good job.

"It costs money to have ***" — buying contraceptives, having your own apartment or car, etc.

"My boss is a woman and this has made me sexless."

"There are more fun things to do."

"I'm too tired after work and can't summon a desire for ***."

One young man said he has a *** drive but that having *** with someone is "just too much of a bother." Others claim that they prefer girls as anime characters or as virtual dolls rather than the real thing — so-called two-dimensional brides. "At least they won't dump you," one interviewee.

Before we lay the blame on guys too much, keep in mind that women are also dropping out of the mating game as well. Some of their reasons include:

"I believe in pure love," one young woman said, "and that's why I don't do ***.”

"Men are dirty and revolting, so I stay clear of them," declared another. She pointed to a number of their dirty and revolting characteristics, such as "a hair that has fallen out and sits on his shoulder, and eye mucus in the corner of his eyes, and whiskers that don't grow symmetrically and look kind of light blue ... and I can't stand it when they keep wiping sweat away, and then they go and put the dirty handkerchief in their pocket!"…

All of which leads to Dr. Kimura throwing his hands up in the air and declaring in his book, "If young people's aversion to *** continues to increase at the present rate, the situation of Japan's low fertility rate and rapid ageing will rapidly worsen. ... The Japanese economy will lose its vitality even more than now. If this happens, this nation might eventually perish into extinction."

We’re never really sure how to end these kinds of paranoid doomsday-esque stories, so we’re going to opt for a purely sensationalistic WHAT IF ITS ALREADY TOO LATE??? and hope it's not actually true.

QUESTION: What if its really late?
ANSWER: Make an anime out of it.

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Wow just wow.
 

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I watch Japanese porn all the time this cant be all true. If Japanese men are losing interest in *** I'll gladly go father the next generation.
 

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I watch Japanese porn all the time this cant be all true. If Japanese men are losing interest in *** I'll gladly go father the next generation.

lol, I guess they are more interested in anime :p
 

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Well, to be honest I think this is normal for them, because I have actually seen on TV that they prefer dolls upon girls. And they spend all their time with technology stuffs. So overall, they don't like physical contact, therefore they are basing everything on technology. And who knows after some times they will have 3D ***, like we see on fantasy movies.
 

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wow, that's the lamest I've ever heard

"there's more fun things to do than ***" sounds like a 6 year old
 

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wow, that's the lamest I've ever heard

"there's more fun things to do than ***" sounds like a 6 year old

I agree. *** is one of my top priorities. That and food. And money, but the money is used only for *** or food, or video games.
 

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Well, to be honest I think this is normal for them, because I have actually seen on TV that they prefer dolls upon girls. And they spend all their time with technology stuffs. So overall, they don't like physical contact, therefore they are basing everything on technology. And who knows after some times they will have 3D ***, like we see on fantasy movies.

guess japan is so busy with making anime these days, they are actually Making Anime instead of "making love"

you have the modern japanese husband saying to his wife "honey im horney, lets make anime!"

haha yeah, precisely xd
wow, that's the lamest I've ever heard

"there's more fun things to do than ***" sounds like a 6 year old

hmmm :rolleyes:
 

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hopefully we have alot of *** desire here :p
 

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I was afraid this might be the case..after all reports show that Jappanese ppl work for 16-18 hours and i think they might be tired after so much work..but this is serious...:p
 

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That means when I have enough money to move to Japan, there will be even more Japanese hotties in need of attention. Give me 3 years there I will double the population or die trying.
 

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That means when I have enough money to move to Japan, there will be even more Japanese hotties in need of attention. Give me 3 years there I will double the population or die trying.

hahahahahaahahahaha same here dude xd hahahahaa
 

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There are actually more fun things than ***. Sometimes I would rather play video games or read a good book than have ***.
 

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That means when I have enough money to move to Japan, there will be even more Japanese hotties in need of attention. Give me 3 years there I will double the population or die trying.

I fully believe and support you.
 

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There are actually more fun things than ***. Sometimes I would rather play video games or read a good book than have ***.

Video games and reading are both good, but ideally you could sit around and play video games every day, and get *** whenever you get the urge for breaks throughout the day. Of course thats what men were designed with hands for when all else fails.
 
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