Why Sauce wants to kill the 5 Kage

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Im bored so I thought random stuff about why he wants to kill the Gokage

Gaara - Sausage still butthurt that he beat him in Chuunin exams and his sand trolled his Amaterasu

A - trolled his Enton, Susanoo ribs, Enton-covered Susanoo ribs

Onoki - almost one shotted him with his overpowered Jinton

Mei - she's an old hag and she flirted with him, le Sauce hates women

Tsunade - Suckura's mentor and probably so he can be Hokage
 

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Obv he's just mad at them
 

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he is butthurt and have very arrogant motives
 
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Im bored so I thought random stuff about why he wants to kill the Gokage

Gaara - Sausage still butthurt that he beat him in Chuunin exams and his sand trolled his Amaterasu

Mei - she's an old hag and she flirted with him, le Sauce hates women

lol these reasons definitely
 

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You think Mei is an "Old Hag"? Lol :dead:
 

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Sasuke technically won in the chuunin exams

Still took his arm and stalemated him while he was only 16/17

This is true lol

It can be a little tiring when all the women throw themselves at your feet

I'm not sure how to counter this lol
 

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Mei is an old hag? Youngest and sexist old hag I've seen :nosebleed:
 

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Sauce ordered his fanbase Taka to rescue the Gokages. And now he wants to kill them off? I mean, dfk?
 

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Sauce ordered his fanbase Taka to rescue the Gokages. And now he wants to kill them off? I mean, dfk?

To be fair, he couldn't look suspicious. U_U But, that still doesn't excuse Naruto who has negative emotion sensing being seemingly surprised. Lol
 

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Sasuke technically won in the chuunin exams

Still took his arm and stalemated him while he was only 16/17

This is true lol

It can be a little tiring when all the women throw themselves at your feet

I'm not sure how to counter this lol
Lel Sauce almost died if it werent for Nardo, and A didnt even flinch when his arm was on fire

Mei is an old hag? Youngest and sexist old hag I've seen :nosebleed:

Lol

Sauce ordered his fanbase Taka to rescue the Gokages. And now he wants to kill them off? I mean, dfk?
He just doesn't give a flying fvck
 

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Im bored so I thought random stuff about why he wants to kill the Gokage

Gaara - Butthurt

A - butthrut

Onoki - butthrut

Mei - she's an hot sexy btch , but le Sauce is a f'g and wants naruto

Tsunade - butthurt


fixed it for ya
 

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Lel Sauce almost died if it werent for Nardo, and A didnt even flinch when his arm was on fire



Lol


He just doesn't give a flying fvck

No. In the chuunin exam sasuke incapacitated gaara and so would A
 

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LOL ohnoki jinton FTW LOL
 

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LOL this is legit! Perfectly explains Sasuke's reasoning behind his revolution.
 

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Hes prolly jelly tht the kages actually trolled him before tht war arc and in the kage summit LOL. XD and so he want REVENGE
 

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Im bored so I thought random stuff about why he wants to kill the Gokage

Gaara - Sausage still butthurt that he beat him in Chuunin exams and his sand trolled his Amaterasu

A - trolled his Enton, Susanoo ribs, Enton-covered Susanoo ribs

Onoki - almost one shotted him with his overpowered Jinton

Mei - she's an old hag and she flirted with him, le Sauce hates women

Tsunade - Suckura's mentor and probably so he can be Hokage

Oh and u forgot MEI almost MELTED him usin tht vapor jutsu..until zetsu saved him lol
 

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To be fair, he couldn't look suspicious. U_U But, that still doesn't excuse Naruto who has negative emotion sensing being seemingly surprised. Lol

Naruto wasn't surprised at all. He seemed to be only mildly irritated, like "Oh well, I guess it has to come to this after all".
 

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Naruto wasn't surprised at all. He seemed to be only mildly irritated, like "Oh well, I guess it has to come to this after all".

I meant about Sasuke controlling, and capturing the Bijuu.
 
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