Why Sasuke ended up with Sakura.

[LeSauce]

Some people have been asking why, but i'm here to answer the question.

The reason is because Sasuke had to establish himself as the alpha male. He had already proven to be undefeated and would stay that way, but it wasn't enough for him. He had to establish even more dominance because Naruto was getting too confident in himself.

Knowing that Naruto was in love with Sakura, Sasuke took action and , in front of Naruto, made Sakura his hoe.

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Thus making Naruto submit to him. Naruto then settled for the beta female, Hinata, to fit with his beta status.
Sasuke wasn't done though, he knew that he would have to go and spread his seed to revive his clan, so he made Naruto take care of Sakura, because he didn't have time to deal with her.

This is why Sasuke ended up with Sakura. Thank you for your time.

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Kishi had to save himself from being stabbed by the SakuSasu shippers. It wasn't his intention Lol​

 

[Jimmy page]

You sound like a wonderful person.

 

[Reflection]

Can't change a ho into a housewife.

 

[Focus]

Plausible.

 

[Machiko]

Naruto had since long already given up on Sakura at that moment, but maybe you're right, Sasuke may have thought that Naruto still had feelings for her.

 

[giostep]

I think Naruto was done with Sakura when she faked her loss of love for sasuke.

 

[HinataSama1227]

lmao dead XD

 

[Ornstein the DragonSlayer]

I wouldnt really call an annoying house wife asserting dominance. Naruto is the clear winner here

 

[Made in Heaven]

Sakura needed a purpose in life .

 

[Niwdog]

Can't change a ho into a housewife.

Sure you can. Just add "u," "s," "e," "w," "i," "f," and another "e."

On topic: OP, you are a hilarious interpretationist. And I love how Kishi's ending can be interpreted in almost any way.

 

[nightwolf888]

that panel when naruto was talking to minato before he left was when naruto and sakura was dead, therefore naruto had no interest so no win there for sasuke

 

[-immortal-]

She was the best CHoice he could have.

 

[Tantalus Thief]

It's either that or the shippers would come for his head :leaf: It would have been hilarious if the whole manga was a book Jiraiya made.

 

[Zlatán]

Very true indeed U_U

 

[alikabok]

I honestly laughed. Thank you for that!

On topic, I always thought Karin and Sasuke would be together, and that it would be Lee and Sakura (based on Part 1 where Lee expressed his fondness of Sakura). Besides, how could they do the frickle frackle if Sasuke left the village since Kakashi was the Hokage, and then we see him still in the woods without the arm that Tsunade made for him? Like, did he visit Konoha once just to do the do with Sakura or? That's the part that felt forced for me, among other things (like Gai not completely healing up when Naruto made a complete functioning eye for Kakashi, etc).

 

[MAN OF SIN]

He said that he wanted to revive his clan and Sakura is more than willing.

 

[LeSauce]

You sound like a wonderful person.

Thank you.

Naruto had since long already given up on Sakura at that moment, but maybe you're right, Sasuke may have thought that Naruto still had feelings for her.

Sure buddy, whatever floats your boat.

Plausible.

Undeniable.

Can't change a ho into a housewife.

You can. Sasuke just did.

Kishi had to save himself from being stabbed by the SakuSasu shippers. It wasn't his intention Lol​

NaruSaku shippers seem to be worse.

I think Naruto was done with Sakura when she faked her loss of love for sasuke.

Doesn't seem like it.

lmao dead XD

XD

I wouldnt really call an annoying house wife asserting dominance. Naruto is the clear winner here

Naruto had to back off vecause he was inferior. Sasuke ain't even home most of the time, not like he couldn't get her quiet anyway.

Sakura needed a purpose in life .

Becoming this was always the purpose.

Sure you can. Just add "u," "s," "e," "w," "i," "f," and another "e."

On topic: OP, you are a hilarious interpretationist. And I love how Kishi's ending can be interpreted in almost any way.

Ofcourse, and thank you.

that panel when naruto was talking to minato before he left was when naruto and sakura was dead, therefore naruto had no interest so no win there for sasuke

That's why people said it was the most obvious pairing.

She was the best CHoice he could have.

Sasuke still got the best hoe.

It's either that or the shippers would come for his head :leaf: It would have been hilarious if the whole manga was a book Jiraiya made.

NaruSaku shippers seem worse.

Very true indeed U_U

Indeed.

I honestly laughed. Thank you for that!

On topic, I always thought Karin and Sasuke would be together, and that it would be Lee and Sakura (based on Part 1 where Lee expressed his fondness of Sakura). Besides, how could they do the frickle frackle if Sasuke left the village since Kakashi was the Hokage, and then we see him still in the woods without the arm that Tsunade made for him? Like, did he visit Konoha once just to do the do with Sakura or? That's the part that felt forced for me, among other things (like Gai not completely healing up when Naruto made a complete functioning eye for Kakashi, etc).

Thank you for reading. Meh, I just wanted Sasuke to end up with Karin for the OP babies. He hit it before he left, or when he came back during the movie. Plus his daughter seems to know him, so he has come back from time to time.

He said that he wanted to revive his clan and Sakura is more than willing.

She always was thirsty.

 

[Trig]

Haha awesome post. Sasuke and Karin would of been nice too. Tbh, i didnt care who went with who as long as SS wasnt paired, but i guess it sucks that it happened. Hopefully they talk about Naruto and Sakuras relationship. I wanted them to be paired but Naruto and Hinata is also good too

 

[LeSauce]

Haha awesome post. Sasuke and Karin would of been nice too. Tbh, i didnt care who went with who as long as SS wasnt paired, but i guess it sucks that it happened. Hopefully they talk about Naruto and Sakuras relationship. I wanted them to be paired but Naruto and Hinata is also good too

Thank you. I think they'll focus more on NaruHina.