Why Naruto's family solos Sasuke's...

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Salad: Moooooom Bolt told me a scary story...
Sakura: And what is that?
Salad: He said that if i wouldn't stop being so annoying someone named "uncle Itachi" would come for me...is this true?
Sakura: No of course not...
Salad: Bolt said that uncle Itachi preys when the sun comes down and he especially likes "Totsuka blitzing" us Uchihas. What is "Totsuka blitz???"
Sakura: Bolt is lying to you, he just wants your attention because he likes you...
Bolt: *sitting behind the door of Sakura's house listening to the whole conversation and suddenly kicks down the door*
Bolt: Ohh you think im lying? Why dont you go ask granma and grampa then?
Salad: mommy where are granma and grampa?
Sakura:...
Bolt: Exactly *solo smile*

And this is how Bolt will solo Sasuke's whole family...



In real life we have rapists, Freddy Krueger and serial killers. In the hidden leaf village we have "uncle Itachi"
 

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"go ask granpa and granma"

Alright, alright. I smirked. You get rep for that Lol
 

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Sasuke will probably tell the girl at an early age that uncle itachi was a true hero and shinobi. They would probably respect him and then at an later age find out all the details. Nice story though :)
 
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