I am going to split a gut if Madara starts going off on one of his "The Uchiha are descendants of the sage and forever cursed to fight and hate the Senju/Uzumaki" rants... only to be called out by Hiashi or Hinata: "What are you babbling about? Your clan came from a conclave of moral degenerates that escaped the Monastery and decided it would be fun to act like a bunch of entitled bigots because of your half-baked eyes. You picked the Senju as your rivals merely because they were the only obstacle to your sense of entitlement. We trace our lineage back to the sage, but you've twisted the whole thing around to fit your pity-party for Madara. Piss off, and here's what a comet tastes like. *bam* We don't even need the Rinnegan for that."
The death-by-comet ending is, of course, a play off of Madara's use of meteors... but as arbitrary as things have become, I wouldn't be disappointed. It would be quite awesome to see Madara's tale get called for BS.
