Why in the hell is Shino a Teacher?

Why? Because Shino is-


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No one fully listens to him so he can almost never finish his sentences:

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He sulks:
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He's blunt:

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He's misunderstood:

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And i'm pretty sure he has it out for Naruto's children

(Because he wasn't included on that mission)

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"Hide yo kids, Naruto"

"HIDE YO KIDS"
 
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Davy Jones

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cause no one wants to fight along side him lol
 

Kamui Sama

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Because besides Obito, Shino is actually the coolest guy
 

Yusuke Urameshi

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Because Kishi is a terrible writer. That's why.
 

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cuz he isn't good at anything else !
 

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Would have been cool to see him as an anbu or a torture guy or something
 

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I know right, its not sanitary to have this many bugs in academy.

Where is government looking?
 

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Shino is alright.
 

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He likes to explain stuff... that's what teachers do
 
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Maybe he'll learn some more people skills, that's why he was given this job, it'd be good for him? Also, he has a pretty decent knowledge and is actually interesting.
 
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Would have been cool to see him as an anbu or a torture guy or something

Shino: "I'm going to insert bugs under your eyelids. Why? Because-"

Prisoner/Spy: "**** you, I won't tell you any- GRAAAGH!"

Shino: "I don't like to be interrupted. You see, I have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you divulge what you know now, that'll be the end of it. You will not suffer. But if lie or you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
 
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Noone wanna work with a Creepy looking dude.. XD
 
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Shino: "I'm going to insert bugs under you eyelids. Why? Because-"

Prisoner/Spy: "**** you, I won't tell you any- GRAAAGH!"

Shino: "I don't like to be interrupted. You see, I have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you divulge what you know now, that'll be the end of it. You will not suffer. But if lie or you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

He'd be pretty good, imagine having deadly bugs enter your body through "holes". Not going to say more. ._.
 

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I like shino's new design. Also I think he became a teacher cuz teaching is easier than training I guess so. Dattebayo!
 
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I like shino's new design. Also I think he became a teacher cuz teaching is easier than training I guess so. Dattebayo!

Unless he has a student like Naruto.:snick:


But, seriously, Naruto is good and all. But at first he was quite a handful.
 

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because he always ignored. In him becoming a teacher, people can no longer ignore what he has to say.

This was actually pretty clever.

Don't get me wrong, there's been a lot of BS in Naruto, but sometimes I seriously think that half the readers are vegetables who can only think about "Naruto > Sasuke" or "Sasuke > Naruto".
 

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He became a teacher so he could look like his favorite idol... ROBOCOP!!!
 
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